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John Cena Suffered A Broken Nose On #RAW Last Night & It Was Downright Awful

During last night’s main event between WWE Champion Seth Rollins and US Champion John Cena, Seth Rollins hit Cena with a knee to the face, and almost immediately Cena started dripping blood. Upon further examination, and confirmed by the photo above, Cena broke his nose pretty badly. Cena finished the match, and even made Rollins tap out to one of his rare choke hold STF’s (more on that in the Raw recap). While most people will complain that John Cena beat the WWE Champion, I’m going to focus on the fact that Cena finished a match with a nose looking like that, an injury that had to be affecting his equilibrium and vision. The guy is an absolute animal.

– Ryan

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Jimmy Fallon’s Throwback Thursday: Real People, Fake Arms With Seth Rogen

When Seth Rogen is involved in a sketch, you kind of have to expect marijuana to be involved and SURPRISE this sketch takes place at a marijuana dispensary. This is part one of a two part sketch, so will part two be featured next week? Yes. The answer is yes.

– Ryan

Monster Blog Wednesday: Best Jimmy Fallon Skits

It’s no longer a contest: Jimmy Fallon owns the sketch portion of late night TV. I still prefer Conan in the monologue, but whether it was Late Night with Jimmy Fallon or The Tonight Show, Fallon consistently delivers funny and creative skits. Here are a few of our favorites.

The Evolution of Dad Dancing – Late Night

Kind of an under the radar skit back from Fallon’s Late Night days. I think I like this skit so much because this is 100% how I dance at the bar. I get a couple of drinks in me and I’m out on the dance floor makings things happen. I gotta say Jimmy Fallon absolutely nails all of these moves. I usually start off with the simple “clap when you want to” which immediately turns into the “clap and shake” which lasts the rest of the night. I know what you’re thinking and the answer is no, it is not very impressive, but it’s all I got.

– Ryan

Real People Fake Arms – Late Night

Real people, fake arms, is gold for two reasons: Jimmy Fallon and Steve Carell. I don’t think it is physically possible for Jimmy Fallon to keep a straight face during a skit, and you know what? I wouldn’t have it any other way. Carell, always professional, and Fallon always laughing. I bet by now you are probably screaming at the computer screen, “what about JUSTIN?!” Come on people, do I really need to point out how awesome JT can be in a comedy sketch? Does a dog need to be taught how to bury a bone? Does a bird need to be reminded how to fly? Does Bill Paxton need to prove he discovered the Titanic? No, the answer is no.

-Matt

What is Wrong With This Guy

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You’ve probably seen this kid all over the internet in the last 24 hours. If not, this is the dick that ran through the Boston marathon memorial event yesterday and dropped a unmarked bag while chanting “Boston strong”. Above is his facebook page and below are some of his YouTube videos.

I have seen a lot of deranged people cross my computer since we started this blog, but this by far is the one that leaves me the most dumbfounded and angry. Like really guy? Save all your strange for another day, not only was this careless and stupid, but it was also dangerous for everyone involved. Less than a year ago we had the city of Boston brought to its knees by 2 kids (kids that he apparently idolizes) and you want to pull this? Get the hell out of here, guy.

-Matt

PS- I can’t stress enough how haunting these videos are. Makes Florida look like Maine.

 

The Hover Board is Finally Here!

Real or not…you be the judge.

-Matt

Monster Blog Wednesday – An Average Nobody Dating Profile

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Dating profiles are sweeping nation. EHarmony. Match. Black People Meet. You name it, they’ve got a dating site for it. So we decided to get in on the fun. The following are all stone cold facts. Read the rest of this entry

Monsterblog: Porn Star Names

We’ve done a lot of hypothetical monster blogs, but this one might take the cake. If there is a demographic out there that would ever root for the Average Nobodies to become porn stars then I will have lost complete faith in humanity. There’s just certain things human eyes aren’t meant to see. That still didn’t stop us from coming us with stage names if we ever made the big time.

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Can We All Agree This Was the Best Scene in the History of Entourage?

Stumbled across this last night. Easy choice, right? I’ve never met anyone who said this isn’t their favorite scene. Throw a little Radiohead into a tense situation and you have television magic.

– Ryan

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