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My beloved Buccaneers nearly killed me yesterday

This is something I should be used to…something that should brush off my shoulder, roll off my back, keep moving without missing a beat. I didn’t think the Buccaneers still had the power to destroy me. Boy was I wrong.

Picture my Sunday afternoon like this: Bruce Arians is Pennywise, living down in the sewers, leading idiot fans (like myself) to their deaths with the idea of a 2-1 start on top of the NFC South.

I’m stuffing my face with hot dogs and chips as the Bucs play a nearly perfect first half of football. I’m feeling good, great even. Then I hear a whisper from out in the street. My windows were open yesterday during the games, it was nice out. It’s PennyBruce, he’s calling from the storm drain.

I look down into the sewer with wanting eyes. “This is it! Jameis has found his rhythm….The Bucs have changed…Maybe they’ll talk about us on SportsCenter this week…Mike Evans’ prime won’t be squandered!”

“Come closer Matt! Have you seen Shaq Barrett? He’s awesome!”, the clown brags–It doesn’t matter, I’ve already taken the bait.

Next thing I know I’m being dragged into the sewers. Jameis throws a pick, my arm gets bitten off. “3 and out, 3 and out, 3 and out”, the demented clown starts to chant. I’ve lost the will to live by the time Daniel Jones runs it in to put them ahead.

I let the other side take me as the field goal attempt soars far outside the right post. I wish I could tell you it was painful, but it wasn’t—I was numb. I had seen this story before.

I slump back on my couch.

Death, taxes and the Buccaneers blowing a second half lead.

-Matt

Maybe I’ll be back later this week with a more positive outlook. Maybe I won’t.

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078 Avg Movie Club – The Wolf of Wall Street

Matt and Ryan take and in-depth look at the Scorsese classic, ‘The Wolf of Wall Street.”

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What Happened to Make Movies Great Again?

Did our movie podcast vanish? No it didn’t.

“Ok idiot, then why can’t I find new episodes of MMGA in my podcast feed?”

The answer to that is two-fold…

  1. We went on a small hideous. One of our members got married, another moved and another moved again. Life gets in the way.
  2. It was swallowed by the media conglomerate that is Average Nobodies. The podcast feed “Make Movies Great Again” has been folded into The Average Nobodies Podcast. So, if you subscribe to the latter, you’ll get all of the movie podcast goodness you expect from us. The format is changing a bit, and to be honest, we don’t know exactly what that looks like yet–but it is coming.

“Are the cohosts staying the same?”

Yes. Adam, Sean and even our Foreign Movie Correspondent, Fella Fitzgerald, are planning to return–Ryan is even joining the fold! Right now, Ryan and I are working up a new format that will allow us to rotate hosts and guests as needed. Some weeks could be a full lineup others could be two or three of us.

Those are all the main points. Subscribe to Average Nobodies Podcasts so you don’t miss anything. New content coming very soon!

-Matt

077 What makes a great [bath]robe?

Game of Thrones recap for Season 8, Episode 5

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076 The Back of my Spine

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Game of Thrones recaps for episode 803 and 804

075.5 Drafting Kickers Again

Episode 76 covering ‘The Battle of Winterfell’ is coming soon! AverageNobodies.com

075 The things we do for a higher tip

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074 The Sink is Backed Up

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