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This week’s Movie Club pick was ‘The Killer.’ Next week’s movie will be ‘Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond.’ Call 401-285-8120 to leave us a voicemail with a comment, question, or observation and we will play it on the next episode.
Make Movies Great Again Podcast
On today’s show we dive headfirst into Justice League blowback. You can chat with us on Twitter @MakeMovieGreat, toss us a like on Facebook @MakeMoviesGreat and heart all our pictures on instagram @MakeMoviesgreat. Don’t forget, this podcast is available on iTunes, Stitcher Radio and YouTube.
A Quiet Place – April 2018
I’m not one of those people who screams to my cats “there’s no originality in Hollywood!” I’m not that guy mainly because I enjoy most movies. But i’m also not that guy because of movies like A Quiet Place. If you keep your eyes, ears and heart open enough, you’re bound to stumble across movies like this. It’s like one giant, high-stakes version of the quiet game. Which is really cool. Hopefully the trailers will keep the monsters hidden until I get into the theater. John Krasinski and Emily Blunt are married irl so it will be interesting to see there onscreen chemistry via sign language.
Freestyle Canoeing with Marc Ornstein
American Freestyle Canoeing, as defined by Battenkiller’s YouTube, is…
“American Freestyle canoeing is the art of paddling a canoe on flat water with perfect control of its movements. The canoe is usually leaned over to the side to help the boat turn sharply and efficiently and paddle strokes are taken on either side of the canoe depending on the individual move. Balance, paddle placement and turn initiation are a few keys to this control. Since the movements seem dance-like, some practice this art timed to music, which is the ultimate in control.”
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…
The last line in the definition above, “which is the ultimate in control,” troubles me a little bit. Does this guy look like he’s in control? In the canoe, yeah, sure, he’s in control, but Marc is definitely the kind of person who paddles around a lake to Lady in Red (great song) because he has exactly zero control in his regular life. His wife is constantly breathing down his neck, his boss is slapping TPS reports on his desk left and right and his daughter is constantly in a state of shame from having to explain to her friends why daddy is gently caressing a wooden canoe to the sweet sounds of Chris De Burgh. He’s in the least bit of control…except when he’s on the open water. Just him, his canoe and his music. What a world.
I want everyone to find their “freestyle artistic canoeing” this weekend.
Justice league Poll
It’s no secret that the Make Movies Great Again boys are excited for The Justice League movie. If you’ve listened to any of our podcast episodes since we started in February, then you know we gush about it on the reg. Hell, you would even know that Adam and I are Co-Presidents of the Ben Affleck Fan Club (patent pending). Vote in this Justice League poll so we can see if you match our excitement.
What is your 'Justice League' Excitement Level?
- Very High (33%, 1 Votes)
- Moderately High (33%, 1 Votes)
- Not excited at all...but it's opposite day (33%, 1 Votes)
- Put me in a freeze chamber until Nov 17 (0%, 0 Votes)
- Ben Affleck IS Batman (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 3
Make Movies Great Again Episode 38 for November 6, 2017.
On today’s show were breaking down the implications of a Mouse buying a Fox. You can chat with us on Twitter – twitter.com/makemoviesgreat, toss us a like on Facebook – facebook.com/makemoviesgreat and heart all our pictures on instagram – instagram.com/makemoviesgreat. Don’t forget, this podcast is available on iTunes, Stitcher Radio and YouTube.
Let Jesse St. James IGNITE your weekend.
If you watched GLEE, you know that Jesse St. James (Jonathan Groff) is the best/most talented character on the show. That’s not an opinion either. That’s COLD HARD FACTS. He had Rachel Berry swooin’ like you wouldn’t believe, but always played hard to get. That’s who Jesse St. James is. The bad boy. Girls wanted him and guys(Mr. Schuster) wanted to be him. A lot of qualities I relate with…….except not at all.
If you need more of Jesse St. James (or just more impressive singing in general) I highly recommend watching Glee on Hulu. Have a great weekend y’all.
Average Nobodies Podcast
On today’s show we’re in television heaven as we dissect and explore all nine episodes of Stranger Things 2, episode 8.2 of The Walking Dead, ‘The Damned’ and episode 1.8 of The Deuce, ‘My Name Is Ruby’. You can chat with us on Twitter (@AverageNobodies), toss us a like on Facebook (@AverageNobodies) and heart all our pictures on instagram (@AverageNobodies). Don’t forget, this podcast is available on iTunes, Stitcher Radio and YouTube.