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038 T. J. Miller burns ALL the bridges and we dip into the Devil’s Purse

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Carmella Is Officially The First Ever Ms. Money In The Bank #WWE #SmackdownLive

10 days ago, Carmella won the first ever women’s money in the bank ladder match. Not only was it a crappy match that seemed to end right when things were starting to happen, but Carmella only won when her sidekick/lackey James Ellsworth climbed the ladder for her, pulled down the briefcase and dropped it into her lap. Pro wrestling should not be the medium we gravitate towards when we’re looking for progressive storylines featuring their female wrestlers, and while times have changed, this is still the same company that had women wrestling in their underwear, or in pillow fights, or in kiddie pools full of pudding.

That still doesn’t excuse the fact that the WWE promoted this match every chance they got as a historic ‘first ever’ match for the five women involved, and that good, bad or indifferent, people would be talking about this match for a long time. When Ellsworth casually climbed the ladder and pulled down the briefcase, it was a slap in the face to every women on the roster and to all the fans. In what should’ve been a defining moment for Carmella, all anyone could talk about was how bogus it was that Ellsworth had to climb the ladder and get the briefcase for her. That wasn’t the right time to drag out a storyline; it was the time to back up all their ‘historic’ talk and let the women go out and make actual history.

WWE righted the ship a bit last night, but I’ll never understand why this wasn’t the finish booked for the first match. James Ellsworth climbed the ladder, almost had the briefcase, but Becky Lynch saved the day and pushed him off the ladder, crotch chopping himself on the top rope. That allowed Carmella enough time to knock Becky off the ladder, hit her a few times with a chair, and grab the briefcase. Storyline wise, that’s a smart heel using the match stipulations to her advantage to pickup a win. Reality wise, a woman is the one at the top of the ladder grabbing the briefcase, which is a mind boggling thing to have to be specific about in your inaugural women’s money in the bank match. I’m glad that Carmella still won, because that saves us from the ‘I’m the REAL money in the bank winner’ storyline between her and whoever else could’ve won last night, but this should’ve been the finish from the get go. Either way, congrats to Carmella, the first ever Ms. Money in the Bank.

-Ryan

The World Taekwondo Federation Has Changed It’s Name So It Doesn’t Have To Deal With All Those ‘WTF’ Jokes

The World Taekwondo Federation (WTF) has changed its name to World Taekwondo because of the “negative connotations” associated with its initials.

The organisation had used the previous name since it was established in 1973.

However, it felt in the “digital age” the slang of the old abbreviation was “unrelated to our organisation and so it was important that we rebranded to better engage with our fans”.

The change was made before the start of the 2017 World Taekwondo Championships. – BBC
Who knew such a simple and common acronym would give something as prestigious as the World Taekwondo Federation such problems? It does suck to have your federation branded alongside ‘what the fuck’, so I certainly understand the change. What I don’t understand is changing it to World Taekwondo. Try saying World Taekwondo in a sentence. It sounds like you’re cutting yourself off. I don’t know how many World Taekwondo companies there are, but I feel like they could have put any other word at the end and it would’ve been fine. World Taekwondo League. World Taekwondo Coalition. World Taekwondo Association. Basically anything but just World Taekwondo.
While there hasn’t been an official statement yet, I have to imagine the Wise Turkey Foundation will be changing it’s initials any day now.
-Ryan

El Dorado – Movie Club 8

This week’s Movie Club focuses on ‘El Dorado.’ Next week’s movie will be ‘Young Frankenstein.’ Call 401-285-8120 to leave us a voicemail with a comment, question, or observation and we will play it on an episode.

Ep 20 – The Best Movies from 20 Years Ago

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#MusicMonday: Patty Smyth – The Warrior

GLOW premiered on Netflix Friday, and I’ve already watched the entire first season. It’s 10 episodes of great acting/directing featuring pro wrestling storylines and 80s music, which is the best possible combination for a TV show. You don’t have to be a wrestling fan to enjoy the show, but as a fan it does enhance certain aspects. I would recommend watching the documentary of GLOW that’s also on Netflix, as it’ll give you some good background info on the story. Patty Smyth’s ‘The Warrior’ opens up the pilot episode, so I figured I’d feature as this week’s Music Monday. Enjoy!

-Ryan

Maura Ranallo Will Be The New Voice Of #WWENXT

Although there were rumors that Mauro Ranallo and WWE were going to part ways in August when his contract expires, it looks like he’ll be the voice of NXT going forward. Ranallo’s personal battles along with the bullying culture of WWE were an immediate bad fit, and coupled with the release of former ring announcer Justin Roberts’ book that put WWE on blast, it looked like Mauro and WWE weren’t meant to be. I’m extremely happy to see that they came to terms, and the NXT atmosphere might be exactly what Mauro needs. He’ll start tonight where NXT is taping at Full Sail for the next four shows or so, and his enthusiastic style is going to mix perfectly with the NXT brand. Mauro was scheduled to call the Floyd Mayweather/Conor McGregor mega fight in August for Showtime Sports, and I have to imagine he’s still in line to do that. Another bonus of working for NXT is the much lighter schedule with it being taped, especially for announcers. Mauro’s debut will most likely be on next Wednesday’s show.

-Ryan

037 Money in the Bank, American Gods, Saul and OITNB

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