Blog Archives
MJD Joins The Oakland Raiders in What I’m Calling “The Most Jaguar Move in History”
Apparently things have gotten so bad in MJD’s life that he felt the need to further bury his career by signing with Oakland. A 3-year deal with the Raiders? He might as well have signed his retirement form, if that is even a thing, if it isn’t then it’s like if he signed something like it. I don’t know, I’m not a scientist. Can’t blame the guy though. The “Jaguar way” has poisoned his mind. He is completely incapable of making a decision that will better his situation. The only player to ever escape Jacksonville’s grasp was Blaine Gabbert. He made it all the way west and is in a better place now. Maurice, I award you no points and may Al Davis have mercy on your soul.
-Matt
The 76ers Are So Bad That it Actually Hurts
The 76ers are on the way to a historic losing streak after losing their 22nd STRAIGHT game against the Bulls (The 2010 Cavs hold the record at 26). Usually how the Sixers perform does’t bother me, they could win or lose and I wouldn’t care, BUT… today I was so shocked to look up at Sportscenter and see how bad they are that I actually stubbed my toe on the end of my kitchen counter. 76ers, hang it up now so no one else gets hurt, especially your fan base….SWEEET BURN.
-Matt
Pro Bowl Uniforms, You Have Derailed
Pro Bowl, you are playing with my heart. I am your biggest supporter, but you continue to fail me. You did switch to a fantasy style draft, which is awesome. I’ll give you that, but what were you thinking choosing these as the uniforms to be worn in Hawaii?! When I think Hawaii and the Pro Bowl I think “fun”. These jerseys look like the XFL is back (Sorry Vince, they weren’t ready). I really think that Roger Goodell is just a robot suit with David Stern on the inside fucking up all professional sports.
-MattyV
CM Punk’s Grammar Slam – Best Web Series Ever?
How in the blue hell did I not know about this web series? CM Punk, the WWE Superstar, tears people limb-from-limb over their horrible grammar on social media. This is pure gold and I love every minute of it. I have to thank YouTube’s “Geek Week” for introducing me to the channel.
Subscribe to the Nerdist Channel on YouTube for more Grammar Slam
-MattyV
PS- I think this is a very good web series, but Drinking With Class is the best.
GQ Magazine Can Go To Hell
Rating The Insane Clown Posse (ICP) as the worst rap group in history was the worst thin GQ Magazine could have done. Do you have any idea the type of people you are dealing with? I’m not talking about physical violence, but just the sheer number of loyal fans [Juggalo to the lay person] spells bad news for them. Now i’m going to come right out and say it, I am a huge supporter of ICP, so this might be bias. But, I will also disclose that I am a music lover in general. I have everything on my ipod from The Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack (The original cast in London. Your a loon if you have any other version) to Pantera. ICP just happens to be a group that I have loved since I was in middle school. I will be the first to admit that their music is not everyone cup of proverbial tea, and I would never force it upon anyone. But calling them the worst rappers of ALL TIME? That is just crazy. I can guaran-damn-tee that who ever (I know his name, but I won’t give him fame he doesn’t deserve) came up with this list never went to and ICP show, listened to a full ICP album, or even had the decency to find out what they are about. They just know the mantra behind them and stuck them with this unfitting label. 20 years of music and touring say otherwise to your stupid list.
-MattyV
PS – Ask Berno, someone who has never listened to ICP, if he enjoyed the concert we went to. Go ahead GQ, ASK HIM!!!
