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MJD Joins The Oakland Raiders in What I’m Calling “The Most Jaguar Move in History”

MJD

 

Apparently things have gotten so bad in MJD’s life that he felt the need to further bury his career by signing with Oakland. A 3-year deal with the Raiders? He might as well have signed his retirement form, if that is even a thing, if it isn’t then it’s like if he signed something like it. I don’t know, I’m not a scientist. Can’t blame the guy though. The “Jaguar way”  has poisoned his mind. He is completely incapable of making a decision that will better his situation. The only player to ever escape Jacksonville’s grasp was Blaine Gabbert. He made it all the way west and is in a better place now. Maurice, I award you no points and may Al Davis have mercy on your soul.

-Matt

The Fact that Mark Davis Owns a Professional Football Team is Mind Boggling

If you’re an Oakland Raiders fan and you’ve ever wondered why your team has been so bad for so long then you really don’t need to look any further than Mark Davis. No self respecting man would ever walk around with that haircut. Ever. THIS is the guy in charge of making decisions for your franchise. All those bizarre head coaching changes make a lot more sense now. The Jamarcus Russell draft? Crystal clear. When you’ve got a haircut like that every decision you make needs to be questioned. Someone needs to hold a closed door meeting with Mark and force him to wear a hat whenever he’s in public. Only logical solution I can think of.

– Ryan

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