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If You’re Not Following Kuli The One Eyed Surfing Cat On Instagram Then What The Hell Are You Doing With Your Life?

This is a serious question: why are you not following Kuli the one eyed surfing cat? If you willingly knew about this cat and decided not to follow it on Instagram and watch it’s videos then you’re a monster. Plain and simple. A one eyed cat is badass enough, but a one eyed surfing cat? I’d watch a movie, TV show, YouTube series or any other kind of video with a one eyed surfing cat in a heartbeat. I’m a two eyed human and I can’t surf, which is a topic for another day, but still shows you how impressive this feline is. My girlfriend has been begging me for a cat for almost two years, and I swear to Bill Paxton if I ever come into contact with Kuli she’s coming home with me.



Pro Bowl Uniforms, You Have Derailed


Pro Bowl, you are playing with my heart. I am your biggest supporter, but you continue to fail me. You did switch to a fantasy style draft, which is awesome. I’ll give you that, but what were you thinking choosing these as the uniforms to be worn in Hawaii?! When I think Hawaii and the Pro Bowl I think “fun”. These jerseys look like the XFL is back (Sorry Vince, they weren’t ready). I really think that Roger Goodell is just a robot suit with David Stern on the inside fucking up all professional sports.


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Pro Bowl Fantasy Draft?! My Dreams Have Come True!


The once boring and unwatched Pro Bowl is getting an upgrade! Along with eliminating kickoffs and shortening quarter times, the Pro Bowl is going to add a fantasy style draft to the all-star game. This is the Pro Bowl that I have been waiting for! Maybe Doug Martin will be lining up behind Tom Brady this year? Who knows, a man can dream!


PS- Who can forget this awesome Pro Bowl moment, complements of Brian Moorman and the late great Sean Taylor. (And of course JR has to call it)

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