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MJD Joins The Oakland Raiders in What I’m Calling “The Most Jaguar Move in History”

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Apparently things have gotten so bad in MJD’s life that he felt the need to further bury his career by signing with Oakland. A 3-year deal with the Raiders? He might as well have signed his retirement form, if that is even a thing, if it isn’t then it’s like if he signed something like it. I don’t know, I’m not a scientist. Can’t blame the guy though. The “Jaguar way”  has poisoned his mind. He is completely incapable of making a decision that will better his situation. The only player to ever escape Jacksonville’s grasp was Blaine Gabbert. He made it all the way west and is in a better place now. Maurice, I award you no points and may Al Davis have mercy on your soul.

-Matt

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Posted on March 28, 2014, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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