The cast of ‘Girl Meets World’ threw out the first pitch at the Dodgers game last night, and I’m definitely not going to spend my whole summer re-watching ‘Boy Meets World’ because I miss it so much. Anyway, an important revelation came out of last night’s first pitch: Danielle Fishel, who played Topanga, is still smoking hot. She did a Maxim spread last year that was probably my favorite thing ever, and to see her again last night solidified the fact that she’s in the middle of one of the longest primes of all-time. Topanga Lawrence’s is my generation’s TV crush, so my opinion may be biased, but you can’t deny the photographic evidence of her insane hotness.
That’s a solid 15 years of greatness, and she’s only 33. With her genes and the advancement in modern science, I could see her continuing this trend for another 10-15 years. Show me someone who wasn’t in love with Topanga Lawrence and I’ll show you a piece of shit liar. It’s as simple as that.
Fat Boy – Deputies found marijuana nestled in the stomach chub of a 450-pound Florida man known as “Fat Boy.”
The drug-running suspect and his driver were pulled over near Osteen on Friday for not wearing a seat belt.
The big passenger, Christopher Mitchell, 42, told the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office deputy he was too fat to wear a seatbelt, arrest records show.
Mitchell goes by “Biggie” as well, according to the Florida Department of Corrections’ website.
But the two men appeared nervous and the deputy called in a drug-sniffing dog that immediately picked up on cocaine in the front seat and traces of marijuana.
The deputies searched Mitchell and fount 23 grams of marijuana hidden under his fat.
Police also found a handgun in the middle console and $7,000 in cash stuffed in a tube sock.
First things first: how heavy is this guy’s head? I’m gonna say 150 pounds. Secondly, of course. Of course Florida drug dealers hide their drugs in their stomach fat. I understand this guy was 450 pounds and was nicknamed “fat boy”, but 23 grams of marijuana is a decent amount of weed. It’s not like he had a gram or two under there. That is an excessive amount of fat storage. It also makes me question a lot of things. Do other drug dealers do this? Am I smoking belly fat weed? Because if I am then I’m going to be really depressed. Not even angry; just extremely upset. Florida is slowly killing everything I enjoy, and I’m powerless to stop it. Also, work on your nickname game, Florida. You don’t nickname a fat guy “fat boy”. It’s poor taste.
The Story of Danny from Bridgewater, MA is Exactly Like the Plot of the Waterboy Except 1,000 Times Cooler
– via BuzzFeed
As far as news stories go, this one is pretty awesome. Just a heartwarming story about some cool kids who refuse to let their team water boy get bullied. Good for the 5th graders on this football team. If had Danny’s style sense at 6 years old I’d probably be President of the United States right now. That sport coat has chick magnet written all over it.
I love Boy Meets World. It’s one of the greatest TV shows of all-time and it played an integral part of my now full blown obsession with television shows. Whether Mr. Feeny was giving sage advice, or Eric was goofing off, Boy Meets World always had a perfect blend of real life issues and side splitting comedy. Now that celebrities have thrown their hats into the Twitter and Instagram races, we get to see our favorite childhood stars interacting without the camera’s around. If your a Boy Meets World fan, I’d suggest following Danielle Fishel, especially if you want to see gems like these…
..ok, are we done with this shit yet?
PS- I can finally sleep at night
Some Tweets About it…
It’s a boy. Where’s Rafiki to hold him up for the world to see? #RoyalBaby
— Scar (@GrumpyScar) July 22, 2013
BREAKING: Antonio Cromartie vehemently denies being the father of the #RoyalBaby
— Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden) July 22, 2013
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) July 22, 2013
I’ll pay good money if they name the Royal Baby Royal.
— Jeff Daniels (@Jeff_Daniels) July 22, 2013