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The Fast & Furious Franchise Will Now Feature 10 Movies & End in 2021 According To Vin Diesel & His Haunting Singing Voice
This is not a surprising move, as the last three Fast and Furious movies have each grossed over $200 million, with Fast 7 making the most money out of any of the movies. But 10 movies is still a shit load of movies. Fast & Furious is turning into the ‘Trapped in the Closet’ of the movie world. It is kind of cool that it will end 20 years after the first movie premiered in 2001, and there is apparently nothing Hollywood loves more than a sequel. As long as The Rock is involved in all three, I’m in.
-Ryan
If You’re Not Following Kuli The One Eyed Surfing Cat On Instagram Then What The Hell Are You Doing With Your Life?
This is a serious question: why are you not following Kuli the one eyed surfing cat? If you willingly knew about this cat and decided not to follow it on Instagram and watch it’s videos then you’re a monster. Plain and simple. A one eyed cat is badass enough, but a one eyed surfing cat? I’d watch a movie, TV show, YouTube series or any other kind of video with a one eyed surfing cat in a heartbeat. I’m a two eyed human and I can’t surf, which is a topic for another day, but still shows you how impressive this feline is. My girlfriend has been begging me for a cat for almost two years, and I swear to Bill Paxton if I ever come into contact with Kuli she’s coming home with me.
-Ryan
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The Rock Will Officially Be Apart of WreslteMania 32 In Dallas #WWE
Sweet sassy molassey this is big news. It’s been reported for awhile now that The Rock, aka Dwayne Johnson aka the biggest movie star in the world, wouldn’t be able to attend WrestleMania 32 in Dallas because of his insanely busy movie schedule. But time and time again, The Rock has proven that no matter how many movies he’s apart of and how much money he makes, the WWE will always be his home. So it shouldn’t come as too big of a surprise that per his official Instagram account, he will in fact be in Dallas this April. I doubt he’s going to wrestle, but just his presence alone is a game changer.
-Ryan
#SNL Is Coming In Hot After Donald Trump With Elizabeth Banks & Matthew McConnaughey In Back To Back Episodes
After a two week hiatus, SNL returns November 7th with host Donald Trump that could be surprisingly good, but in actuality will just be a ratings boost. After Trump though, SNL is brining us quality hosts with Elizabeth Banks and Mr. Lincoln himself Matthew McConnaughey. Elizabeth Banks is an underrated comedic actor, and she seems like the anti-Trump with respect to taking herself seriously. I’m assuming a Hunger Games spoof is a lock for her episode, as is McConnaughey spoofing himself during a pre-taped Lincoln commercial sketch. SNL season is the best season.
-Ryan
In Terrible News, The Rock Had To Put Down His Puppy Brutus After He Ate Poisonous Mushroom
Well this is heartbreaking. The Rock is usually a pillar of positivity on social media, but whenever you have to put down a dog that all kind of changes. The Rock just posted a picture of him saving his two dogs from drowning, and frequently features them on his Instagram account. No matter who you are, the loss of a dog is a horrible feeling, mainly because you know how much they rely on you to survive. Hopefully The Rock rebounds from this quickly and continues to be a shining light in all our lives.
-Ryan
Insane Instagram Comments – @NiykeeHeaton
Mar 7
Posted by ryanfoges
Oh no. For woman like Niykee Heaton, social media must be an awful place. She’s undoubtedly beautiful and talented, and has a plethora of wonderful photos all over Instagram. But she must know that every time she puts up a picture, comments are going to come flooding in like a river full of shit. Case in point – Niykee posts a picture of herself in a shirt with a quote on it and beezeyf decides that NOW is a good time let her know that he would spit on her. Not that he’s going to spit on her. Just needed to let her know that she is spitting material. Now I know we live in a demented society, but I can’t imagine this pick up line has ever worked. It’s just such an aggressive stance. Long gone are the days of ‘I’d like to take you out for a nice soda’. Now we’re jumping straight to being spit on.
-Ryan
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