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Danielle Fishel (Topanga) Has the Potential to Have the Longest Prime Ever
The cast of ‘Girl Meets World’ threw out the first pitch at the Dodgers game last night, and I’m definitely not going to spend my whole summer re-watching ‘Boy Meets World’ because I miss it so much. Anyway, an important revelation came out of last night’s first pitch: Danielle Fishel, who played Topanga, is still smoking hot. She did a Maxim spread last year that was probably my favorite thing ever, and to see her again last night solidified the fact that she’s in the middle of one of the longest primes of all-time. Topanga Lawrence’s is my generation’s TV crush, so my opinion may be biased, but you can’t deny the photographic evidence of her insane hotness.
That’s a solid 15 years of greatness, and she’s only 33. With her genes and the advancement in modern science, I could see her continuing this trend for another 10-15 years. Show me someone who wasn’t in love with Topanga Lawrence and I’ll show you a piece of shit liar. It’s as simple as that.
– Ryan
Add RoboCop to the List of People (?) Who Threw Out a Better First Pitch Than 50 Cent
RoboCop (yes, RoboCop) threw out the ceremonial first pitch at tonight’s @Tigers game. http://t.co/csBMjWwDxS
— ESPN (@espn) June 4, 2014
When a futuristic robot/killing machine who has no rang of motion throws out a better first pitch than you, you know you’re in trouble. In 50 Cent’s defense, he looks way better than RoboCop in an extra small muscle shirt.
– Ryan
50 Cent Threw One Hell of A First Pitch at Last Night Met’s Game
Have yourself a day 50 Cent https://t.co/OCg7lNCISp
— The Average Nobodies (@AverageNobodies) May 27, 2014
Not 50 Cent’s brightest moment. It’s almost as if he momentarily lost control his left arm and it just kind of flailed the ball towards the plate. Need a better effort than that. Just piss poor all around.
– Ryan
P.S. Love the non reaction of the photographer. He was getting that shot whether he took a baseball off the skull or not.
Irony: A Man Named Noel Hates Christmas
Source — A man named Noel, who climbed the city’s public Christmas tree Wednesday, was arrested after yelling incoherently and attempting to unfurl a banner.
Noel Delgado, 42, of New Haven, was charged with misdemeanor breach of peace after police talked him out of the tree.
Lt. Jeff Hoffman of the New Haven Police said Delgado was found climbing the tree shortly before noon ET.
“He was yelling kind of indecipherably about causes, but none of it really connected,” Hoffman said.
Delgado had two banners with him, but the words on them weren’t visible because they had become tangled in the tree.
Police cut power to tree lights and kept people away as the incident played out. The tree, which sits near the center of the Green, had its nearly 30,000 LED lights lit on Dec. 5.
Delgado decided to make his way down the tree around 12:30 p.m., and police drove him from the snowy Green in a police cruiser. Delgado continued to yell as he was led away.
Delgado refused medical treatment, Hoffman said. According to court records, Delgado has a criminal history of minor arrests, and a felony charge of conspiracy to possess and sell drugs stemming from an April 2010 arrest.
So much for the first Noel, eh? I actually know exactly what happened here. His whole life, Noel was told how much he has to love Christmas. His parents were probably Christmas freaks who competed against everyone else on the street for the best decorated house. As a child, his parents would play ‘The First Noel’ over and over until the lyrics were ingrained in his brain. Then one day, on a chilly December morning such as this, Noel met someone. As they got to know each other through conversation, the women made a ‘first Noel’ joke, That’s when Noel snapped, and he’s never been the same since. Climbing Christmas trees and screaming incoherently until someone puts a stop to the insanity that is ‘The First Noel’. I wish I could say this is the last we’ll hear from Noel. But I have a feeling this is just the beginning.
– Ryan
