Category Archives: The Doctah
The Doctah Has a New Love – The Doctah is in
The Doctah has a new love <3
… and her name is Paige.
Goodluck, to the new Diva’s champ …
Stay like her, talented and sexy, my friends…
-The Doctah
Hey Science: You Suck [The Doctah Is In]
– Scientists have designed a machine that they say can help women achieve orgasm at the push of a button.
The device, which is a little smaller than a pack of cigarettes, uses electrodes attached to the patient’s spine to trigger an orgasm via remote control. Doctors think it could help women who are unable to achieve orgasm by other means.
it is TRULY OVER.
That’s a sad face above if you didn’t see. Yes, a sad face. Why?.
They took it away. The power. Science is trying to take the power away. What power am I speaking of? In the words of Huey Lewis, I’m talking about the power of love. Science is essentially trying to reprogram love.
Love is intimacy, and passion. If females can zap themselves to orgasm quicker than the speed of light, what truly is left to life? That removes the intimacy part. Leaving just passion? I don’t know if life could thrive without passion. Is this the females way of getting back at us? They basically said “oh yeah, well if you can do it in a minute, we can do it in a second, ASSHOLE.” Well I’ll just say it, because well, I’m that much of an asshole.
Our true reason to exist would not be to chase and procreate, but only to solely procreate. This could cause massive porn addictions, inadvertent auto asphyxiation suicides, or reluctant sexual experiences with the same sex to release yourself. These actions may cause loneliness, death, or regret.
Just an aside, if your going to have a massive porn addiction, please visit SmilefortheCum.com, for all your pornographic viewing needs.
Carry on with your day.
– The Doctah
There can only be one … BATMAN? [The Doctah is in]
What will Robin think of this?
Police in Australia have charged a super-hero wannabe who they say stole a Batman costume from a thrift store while wearing nothing but a G-string, Metro reports.
Security footage recorded February 24 shows the suspect prancing about outside the store for about 40 minutes in the stolen outfit. Authorities later arrested the unidentified 35-year-old suspect. – Huff Post
Yes, so I guess this is … another BATMAN wannabe?
or is it a BATMAN’s bitch wannabe?
There are three rules of life that this man did not follow.
1. Batman is not batman.
2. Batman is Batman.
3. There can only be one highlander.
Number one states there is no impostors of BATMAN.
Number 2 states there is only one BATMAN.
Number 3 refutes that fact.
Notice, I did not say Batman totes batarangs wearing thongs to steal his own suit. If your gonna imposter someone, don’t imposter the worlds greatest non-superhero that you can try to be but not even come close to being: that’s just a losing battle. Impersonation is flattery. However, it’s also stupidity.
The Doctah says BE YOURSELF. ALL THE TIME. Batman knows he’s BATMAN.
Stay sexy my friends.
-The Doctah
The Doctah – If Only Barry Bonds Would Have Known
So Alex Rodriguez, former shortstop for the Seattle Mariners, is in a lot of trouble as the New York Yankee’s third basemen, for taking synthesized supplements. Barry Bonds broke the record for home runs, but he took STEROIDS, so it doesn’t count.
If only they would have known what they were putting in their body. HGH is human growth hormone. They synthesize this hormone, mix it with some chemicals, and sell it legally as HGH. Athletes, like Barry Bonds, take HGH, or Steroids to up their testerone and boost their ability. However, this sh*t (and I say shit in every literal sense of the word) that they put in their bodies is derived from food. Yes, food. No, not POPTARTS. FOOD, as in superfoods.
Now if they ate these superfoods, they might actually have been able to
play the game of baseball with no associated drama. These foods are specifically CHIA SEEDS. Yes, Chia, the shit you used to watch grow right before your very eyes. Think about it, the prefix “CHI” means life force energy. So “Chi-a” … means … life force energy in something. Hmmm? So these foods contain more HGH than steroids in just a teaspoon. AND you can eat them all day long.
EAT THEM, watch your body grow. COUGH COUGH, this may benefit a
handful of you. You can google it because google will tell you more than the JobsStein Monster, but you should educate yourself.
Oh, and if you have Barry Bonds’s number, call him, tell him, it could of all been avoided.
Sincerely,
The Doctah
