– Scientists have designed a machine that they say can help women achieve orgasm at the push of a button.
The device, which is a little smaller than a pack of cigarettes, uses electrodes attached to the patient’s spine to trigger an orgasm via remote control. Doctors think it could help women who are unable to achieve orgasm by other means.
it is TRULY OVER.
That’s a sad face above if you didn’t see. Yes, a sad face. Why?.
They took it away. The power. Science is trying to take the power away. What power am I speaking of? In the words of Huey Lewis, I’m talking about the power of love. Science is essentially trying to reprogram love.
Love is intimacy, and passion. If females can zap themselves to orgasm quicker than the speed of light, what truly is left to life? That removes the intimacy part. Leaving just passion? I don’t know if life could thrive without passion. Is this the females way of getting back at us? They basically said “oh yeah, well if you can do it in a minute, we can do it in a second, ASSHOLE.” Well I’ll just say it, because well, I’m that much of an asshole.
Our true reason to exist would not be to chase and procreate, but only to solely procreate. This could cause massive porn addictions, inadvertent auto asphyxiation suicides, or reluctant sexual experiences with the same sex to release yourself. These actions may cause loneliness, death, or regret.
Just an aside, if your going to have a massive porn addiction, please visit SmilefortheCum.com, for all your pornographic viewing needs.
Carry on with your day.
– The Doctah