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The Doctah – If Only Barry Bonds Would Have Known

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So Alex Rodriguez, former shortstop for the Seattle Mariners, is in a lot of trouble as the New York Yankee’s third basemen, for taking synthesized supplements. Barry Bonds broke the record for home runs, but he took STEROIDS, so it doesn’t count.

If only they would have known what they were putting in their body. HGH is human growth hormone. They synthesize this hormone, mix it with some chemicals, and sell it legally as HGH. Athletes, like Barry Bonds, take HGH, or Steroids to up their testerone and boost their ability. However, this sh*t (and I say shit in every literal sense of the word) that they put in their bodies is derived from food. Yes, food. No, not POPTARTS. FOOD, as in superfoods.

Now if they ate these superfoods, they might actually have been able toUnknown play the game of baseball with no associated drama. These foods are specifically CHIA SEEDS. Yes, Chia, the shit you used to watch grow right before your very eyes. Think about it, the prefix “CHI” means life force energy. So “Chi-a” … means … life force energy in something. Hmmm? So these foods contain more HGH than steroids in just a teaspoon. AND you can eat them all day long.

EAT THEM, watch your body grow. COUGH COUGH, this may benefit a

handful of you. You can google it because google will tell you more than the JobsStein Monster, but you should educate yourself.

Oh, and if you have Barry Bonds’s number, call him, tell him, it could of all been avoided.

Sincerely,

The Doctah

The Little League World Series Is The Breeding Ground For Cheaters

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So apparently every player in the LLWS has to wear one of these patches on their jersey. That’s it. That’s all it takes for me to be 100% certain these kids are using PED’s. HGH. Anabolic steroids. You name it these kids are doing it. Remember the Frankenstein I blogged about few weeks ago? God only knows what he’s on.

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I can’t believe it was right under my nose this whole time. Imagine the after parties these kids have? Laced freeze pops, ecstasy snack packs, vodka Capri Suns! The horror. Forget about major sports, get testers down to Williamsport asap while these kids still have a chance at a normal life.

– Ryan

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