Of Course Tom Bradys House Has A Moat

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If I ever lived in a house like this I’d never leave. Forget football. Forget Ugg commercials. I have a supermodel wife and literally the best house in the entire world. A house that has a moat. Drinking beers in a moat is so high on my bucket list that it’s actually disturbing. I hate Tom Brady, but goddamnit do I respect you.

– Ryan

P.S. Woof

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Posted on September 5, 2013, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. The more I think about it, the more I think a moat is a completely doable addition to my house. More time extensive, than anything. Someones gotta feed and play with the alligators.

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