— David Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) July 30, 2015
I’m not a Pats fan and even I know that the suspension is bullshit. Keep doing you, Brady.
(PS this is the ONLY one-handed catch I’m impressed with)
— Jeffrey Puckett (@JLeePuckett) May 3, 2014
Tom Brady experienced the ultimate high and pretty close to the ultimate low this weekend at the Derby. Flying into a gala in a hot air balloon is insane. Just an incredible move. Personally I think it’s cooler than taking your own jet. The jet game is overrated and expensive. The hot air balloon game is barely tapped into and nobody expects it. I love it. But then he’s got that haircut and those red pants. I know he’s married to a supermodel and she apparently dresses him and has him get fancy haircuts, but this is absurd. Absurd haircut. Ruined any momentum his hot air balloon stunt created. I want to like Tom Brady. He lives a great life. Seems like a cool dude. But I can’t respect a guy with that haircut. Or those pants. That’s asking too much of me.
These videos get me every time! Bad Lip Reading knows exactly how to tickle my funny bone!
Neither of The Average Nobodies are die-hard Pats fans, but that doesn’t stop us from appreciating a good pump-up video! If you’re a Pats fan, and this doesn’t get your juices flowing, then you don’t have a pulse!
Celebrities and Halloween: a match made in heaven. Thanks to the internet, we got to see hundreds of celebrities dressed up this year, but we narrowed it down to our favorite ones.
Leonardo ” I Can Dress Like This and Still Get More Girls Than You” DiCaprio
This is when you know you have “it”. You dress as whatever the hell this is, and still come off as the coolest guy in the room. I don’t know what look Leo was going for, but I do know I’ll be wearing the exact same thing next year.
Tom “The Cowardly Lion” Brady and Gisele “Hot Dorothy” Bundchen
The ultimate power couple is at it again! Being a die-hard Bucs fan has no advantages, but at least I get to see the home team, and more specifically Tommy here, strut his stuff with his smoking hot wife. They could have dressed as giant fleas and still would have gotten my vote.
If I ever lived in a house like this I’d never leave. Forget football. Forget Ugg commercials. I have a supermodel wife and literally the best house in the entire world. A house that has a moat. Drinking beers in a moat is so high on my bucket list that it’s actually disturbing. I hate Tom Brady, but goddamnit do I respect you.