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Lisa Kudrow Joined Taylor Swift For A Live Cover Version Of ‘Smelly Cat’ & It Was Glorious

Taylor Swift is basically taking up residency at the Staples Center this summer, and for each show she brings out a popular musical act and sings one of their songs with them, or she jams out with Julia Roberts, all while being as delightful as ever. Well her surprise attacks went to a whole other level last night, as she brought out Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe from Friends for the lay person) and sang a cover version of ‘Smelly Cat’. The percentage of fans that like Taylor Swift and Friends is probably somewhere in the 1000’s, so this is a perfect combo of a smart and power move. All hail Queen Tay Tay.


Arnold Schwarzenegger Scared The Shit Out Of People At Madame Tussauds Wax Museum

Arnie is on what seems like an endless promotional tour for the new Terminator film, and his latest public showing was in LA at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum where he dressed up as the Terminator. The video is both a testament to how awesome Arnold is and how incredibly realist Madame Tussauds wax sculptures are. If I was half as good as my job as Madame Tussaud is at her job then I’d be a customer service king of some sort. It doesn’t sound glamorous but I think I could make it work. Anyway, good for Arnold, and that stare down with the imposter Terminator should be made into its own movie in the future.

– Ryan

Jimmy Fallon Celebrated Bringing ‘The Tonight Show’ Back To LA By Recreating The Fresh Prince Opening

Leave it to Jimmy Fallon to create a perfect shot for shot remake of ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ opening including some fantastic cameos from Alfonso Ribeiro and DJ Jazzy Jeff. Just when you think you’ve seen everything from Jimmy, he goes out and outdoes himself. My only question is why did he take a cab from NY to LA? I know he’s doing pretty well financially but that seems like an enormous waste of time and money.

– Ryan

Aaron Paul Is Having a ‘Breaking Bad’ Scavenger Hunt in LA Before Monday’s Emmy Awards Because He Is a Sweet, Beautiful Prince

BBAaron Paul will hide “Breaking Bad” memorabilia around Los Angeles on Monday ahead of that evening’s Emmy Awards, the show’s star announced Wednesday evening on Instagram.

“There will be signed Breaking Bad scripts, posters, dolls, action figures and some really cool Breaking Bad art hidden all over the Hollywood area,” the actor, who portrayed Jesse Pinkman in the hit show, wrote. “Just wanted to do a little something to say ‘Thank You’ to everyone that has supported us thru out the years. We couldn’t have done it without you!”

Every time I see a story about Bryan Cranston or Aaron Paul or Breaking Bad it makes my heart sing. Per usual, this is awesome, because pretty much everything Aaron Paul does is awesome. Oh the Emmy awards are coming up? I’ll just make every Breaking Bad fans day and have a scavenger hunt in LA with signed memorabilia from the show. Every other nominee will just show up in their dress/tux and go through the motions. Not Aaron Paul. I’ve never seen someone more grateful for their success and I’ve never loved anyone more for it. Scavenger hunt, bitch!

– Ryan

Hey Chris Humphries: Do Less

You’d think people would just get out of the way when Blake Griffin gets ready for takeoff. Especially when you’re Chris Humphries. If you’re a professional basketball player and the only reason people know who you are is because you married a Kardashian there’s a solid chance you suck as a professional basketball player. Get out of the way, Chris. Save the little dignity you have left.

– Ryan

Would You Pay $1M to Watch a Lakers/Heat Game Courtside in Miami?

(Source) Did you just win the lottery? Oh good, because I have a terrific way for you to spend some of that money. 

If you’re in the market to drop a cool million on a basketball game, then the matchup between the Miami Heat and Los Angeles Lakers on Jan. 23 is one for you. For that game, tickets are going for the bargain price of $1.1 million. 

That’s not a joke.

Would I pay $1M to watch a Lakers/Heat game?


I’d rather buy one million hamburgers from McDonalds and die from obesity than ever go to a Miami Heat home game.

– Ryan

Of Course Tom Bradys House Has A Moat



If I ever lived in a house like this I’d never leave. Forget football. Forget Ugg commercials. I have a supermodel wife and literally the best house in the entire world. A house that has a moat. Drinking beers in a moat is so high on my bucket list that it’s actually disturbing. I hate Tom Brady, but goddamnit do I respect you.

– Ryan

P.S. Woof


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