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Somebody Should Probably Keep An Eye On This Jeopardy Contestant Who Doesn’t Know The Age Of Consent

Very aggressive answer here by Tom, and I hope the Jeopardy crew sent this video to authorities after the taping. In what world is 12 years old the age of consent for girls? Or 14 for boys? Kind of a shocking answer, and I’m also concerned at how casually Alex Trebek just brushed it off. He probably should have stopped the show and had a one on one chat with Tom to see what’s going on, because things are definitely not OK at home. Also does the age of consent signal adulthood? I think Tom grew up somewhere where there were just absolutely no rules, and now he’s on the national stage competing on Jeopardy and all hell is breaking loose. There’s really nothing to like about this answer at all. Tom either needs to be arrested or sat down in a dimly lit room and taught about the basic laws of the United States of America.

– Ryan

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I’m Torn On Whether to Love or Hate Tom Brady After This Weekend’s Kentucky Derby

 

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Tom Brady experienced the ultimate high and pretty close to the ultimate low this weekend at the Derby. Flying into a gala in a hot air balloon is insane. Just an incredible move. Personally I think it’s cooler than taking your own jet. The jet game is overrated and expensive. The hot air balloon game is barely tapped into and nobody expects it. I love it. But then he’s got that haircut and those red pants. I know he’s married to a supermodel and she apparently dresses him and has him get fancy haircuts, but this is absurd. Absurd haircut. Ruined any momentum his hot air balloon stunt created. I want to like Tom Brady. He lives a great life. Seems like a cool dude. But I can’t respect a guy with that haircut. Or those pants. That’s asking too much of me.

– Ryan

My Best Friend Tom Hardy is Coming Out With a New Movie

Here’s the first look at “Locke”, the new thriller starring Tom Hardy (and seemingly ONLY Tom Hardy). A 90 minute movie starring only Tom Hardy? Count me in. He was far and away my favorite part of TDKR, and he’s been must see in just about every serious movie he’s been in. Going by the trailer, critics seem to be universally praising “Locke”, but I’m sure we’ll hear more chatter when it gets closer to its April 18th release. Until then, I’ll be re watching all of Bane’s scenes and trying to perfect his voice. Time to go mobile.

– Ryan

This Lady Has a Better Christmas Card Than You

And now this Christmas Card exists and yours will never compare.

– via BuzzFeed

Rebecca is one lucky lady. Tom “Santa Claus” Hanks. Wiz “Elf” Khalifa. What a crew. Sub in Kid Cudi for Wiz and I’d die a happy man.

– Ryan

Monsterblog Wednesday: Our Favorite Celebrity Halloween Costumes

Celebrities and Halloween: a match made in heaven. Thanks to the internet, we got to see hundreds of celebrities dressed up this year, but we narrowed it down to our favorite ones.

Leonardo ” I Can Dress Like This and Still Get More Girls Than You” DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio

This is when you know you have “it”. You dress as whatever the hell this is, and still come off as the coolest guy in the room. I don’t know what look Leo was going for, but I do know I’ll be wearing the exact same thing next year.

– Ryan

Tom “The Cowardly Lion” Brady and Gisele “Hot Dorothy” Bundchen

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The ultimate power couple is at it again! Being a die-hard Bucs fan has no advantages, but at least I get to see the home team, and more specifically Tommy here, strut his stuff with his smoking hot wife. They could have dressed as giant fleas and still would have gotten my vote.

-MattyV

Tom Hanks is a Sweetheart

Sarah Moretti has autism. Sarah Moretti is a Tom Hanks super fan. Of course Tom Hanks goes out of his way to meet her and sign her stuff. That’s what sweetheart’s do. There’s Tom Hanks and then there’s everybody else.

– Ryan

From the Something I Never Thought I’d Hear Vault: Tom Hardy Cast as Elton John

(Source) “NEW YORK (AP) — Tom Hardy will play Elton John in a biopic titled  “Rocketman.”

Focus Features announced Hardy’s casting as the iconic piano man on  Wednesday. The film is planned to begin shooting late next year.

The 36-year-old British actor is well respected for his wide-ranging talent,  but his brawny, tattooed frame makes him an unconventional choice. Hardy is most  famous for playing the terrorist Bane in “The Dark Knight Rises.” He has  showcased a muscled masculinity in films like “Warrior,” ”Lawless” and  “Bronson.”

“Rocketman” is being made with the cooperation of the 66-year-old John, who’s  an executive producer on the film.”

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From Bane to..Elton John? According to the internet, Tom Hardy will star as Elton John in the biopic Rocketman. Interesting choice, as you’d be hard pressed to find someone who looked less like Elton John, but Hardy is an acting chameleon, and I saw his dick in Bronson, so I feel like we share a special bond. We have to wait awhile to see how it comes out, as filming doesn’t begin until late next year, but with Elton John set to executive produce, my money’s on Hardy to knock it out of the park.

– Ryan

Of Course Tom Bradys House Has A Moat

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If I ever lived in a house like this I’d never leave. Forget football. Forget Ugg commercials. I have a supermodel wife and literally the best house in the entire world. A house that has a moat. Drinking beers in a moat is so high on my bucket list that it’s actually disturbing. I hate Tom Brady, but goddamnit do I respect you.

– Ryan

P.S. Woof

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