— Jeffrey Puckett (@JLeePuckett) May 3, 2014
Tom Brady experienced the ultimate high and pretty close to the ultimate low this weekend at the Derby. Flying into a gala in a hot air balloon is insane. Just an incredible move. Personally I think it’s cooler than taking your own jet. The jet game is overrated and expensive. The hot air balloon game is barely tapped into and nobody expects it. I love it. But then he’s got that haircut and those red pants. I know he’s married to a supermodel and she apparently dresses him and has him get fancy haircuts, but this is absurd. Absurd haircut. Ruined any momentum his hot air balloon stunt created. I want to like Tom Brady. He lives a great life. Seems like a cool dude. But I can’t respect a guy with that haircut. Or those pants. That’s asking too much of me.
Here’s the first look at “Locke”, the new thriller starring Tom Hardy (and seemingly ONLY Tom Hardy). A 90 minute movie starring only Tom Hardy? Count me in. He was far and away my favorite part of TDKR, and he’s been must see in just about every serious movie he’s been in. Going by the trailer, critics seem to be universally praising “Locke”, but I’m sure we’ll hear more chatter when it gets closer to its April 18th release. Until then, I’ll be re watching all of Bane’s scenes and trying to perfect his voice. Time to go mobile.
– via BuzzFeed
Rebecca is one lucky lady. Tom “Santa Claus” Hanks. Wiz “Elf” Khalifa. What a crew. Sub in Kid Cudi for Wiz and I’d die a happy man.
Celebrities and Halloween: a match made in heaven. Thanks to the internet, we got to see hundreds of celebrities dressed up this year, but we narrowed it down to our favorite ones.
Leonardo ” I Can Dress Like This and Still Get More Girls Than You” DiCaprio
This is when you know you have “it”. You dress as whatever the hell this is, and still come off as the coolest guy in the room. I don’t know what look Leo was going for, but I do know I’ll be wearing the exact same thing next year.
Tom “The Cowardly Lion” Brady and Gisele “Hot Dorothy” Bundchen
The ultimate power couple is at it again! Being a die-hard Bucs fan has no advantages, but at least I get to see the home team, and more specifically Tommy here, strut his stuff with his smoking hot wife. They could have dressed as giant fleas and still would have gotten my vote.
Sarah Moretti has autism. Sarah Moretti is a Tom Hanks super fan. Of course Tom Hanks goes out of his way to meet her and sign her stuff. That’s what sweetheart’s do. There’s Tom Hanks and then there’s everybody else.
Focus Features announced Hardy’s casting as the iconic piano man on Wednesday. The film is planned to begin shooting late next year.
The 36-year-old British actor is well respected for his wide-ranging talent, but his brawny, tattooed frame makes him an unconventional choice. Hardy is most famous for playing the terrorist Bane in “The Dark Knight Rises.” He has showcased a muscled masculinity in films like “Warrior,” ”Lawless” and “Bronson.”
“Rocketman” is being made with the cooperation of the 66-year-old John, who’s an executive producer on the film.”
From Bane to..Elton John? According to the internet, Tom Hardy will star as Elton John in the biopic Rocketman. Interesting choice, as you’d be hard pressed to find someone who looked less like Elton John, but Hardy is an acting chameleon, and I saw his dick in Bronson, so I feel like we share a special bond. We have to wait awhile to see how it comes out, as filming doesn’t begin until late next year, but with Elton John set to executive produce, my money’s on Hardy to knock it out of the park.
If I ever lived in a house like this I’d never leave. Forget football. Forget Ugg commercials. I have a supermodel wife and literally the best house in the entire world. A house that has a moat. Drinking beers in a moat is so high on my bucket list that it’s actually disturbing. I hate Tom Brady, but goddamnit do I respect you.