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10+ Million Views For “What Does The Fox Say”?!

So this video is probably the hottest thing on the internet right now. “What Does The Fox Say”? It says fuck you, this shit is stupid. I hope all the Fox in the area rise up and kill all the people that had a hand in this video. I love stupid videos as much as the next YouTuber; David After Dentist, A Sheep Sings Taylor Swift, you name it, but this video won’t fly with me.

Someone who has the technology to freeze people, come by my house after work. I’ll be ready for the big chill. Just promise you will defrost me when the Bucs make the playoffs.

-MattyV

Jumpy The Dog Is My Hero

Hands down best trained animal on the planet.  You might say the whales in Seaworld are, but i dare you to teach them a trick they don’t want to learn.  Your ass would get swallowed up like yesterdays tuna. Jumpy is everything a dog should be: Smart, talented, athletic, and loyal.  Why can’t my cat, Batman, be like this? Oh yea because he is lazy as shit! But he gets that from his master.

-MattyV