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Another One Bites the Dust: Alex Morgan is Engaged

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I learned a long time ago that unless I want my kids physical peak to be an outfielder in men’s league softball I’d have to marry someone with some athletic ability. Alex Morgan was always on the top of that list. She’s a bonafide 10, and I looked forward to all the ketchup fights we were going to have together. Then she goes and gets engaged and completely pulls the rug out from under me. Coming out of left field with this longtime boyfriend/engagement crap. I guess my dreams of marrying an Olympic athlete will have to be put on hold a bit longer. Oh and Servando, if that is your real name, I have a little message for you..

-Ryan

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Underwear Campaign is Getting Off to a Roaring Start

First there was the tweet about how much of a pleasure Ronaldo had looking at all the photos of boys In their underwear, and now there’s this picture that was taken at a CR7 presser.

15. Cristiano Ronaldo posed in front of a giant picture of him in his underwear.

As if this picture isn’t haunting enough, Ronaldo chose an interesting place to put his hand. Nothing like a little dick touching to end a press conference.

– Ryan