Donald Sterling Just Got His Harshest Punishment Yet – He’s Banned From the Bunny Ranch in Vegas
Puppies – Donald Sterling is not only banned for life from the Los Angeles Clippers and the NBA, a Nevada brothel owner also wants nothing to do with him.
Dennis Hof has banned Sterling for life from ever entering the doors of the Bunny Ranch near Carson City, Nevada, and any of his six other brothels in the state.
“A lot of NBA players come here to party,” Hof told The Huffington Post. “Out of respect to them, we have banned Sterling from coming here.”
Hof says his sense of confidentiality prohibits him from confirming or denying if Sterling has ever visited his brothels.
“I can tell you this: Johnny Buss, one of the owners of the Los Angeles Lakers, and I have had a dual birthday party at the Bunny Ranch for the last 18 years, so a lot of NBA people have been here,” he said.
Hof’s stand against Sterling isn’t only in support of the basketball players who’ve had to deal with the billionaire’s alleged racism over the years.
“At any given time, 20 to 23 percent of the prostitutes here are African-American,” Hof said. “And they’re smoking hot. Some of them were crying this morning so we’re doing this for them as well. We don’t need racists or bigots at the Bunny Ranch.”
Sterling isn’t the first high-profile person forbidden to partake in Hof’s garden of earthly delights.
“We banned the ‘Duck Dynasty’ guys. Those guys are the biggest homophobic assholes and they make their living killing animals,” Hof said. “We’ve also banned Michael Vick. We don’t want him here. I couldn’t guarantee his safety from the girls. They love animals.”
Sterling may be persona non grata at Hof’s brothel, but his estranged girlfriend, V. Staviano, now has a free lifetime pass.
“She needs to meet some women who can satisfy her more than any man could,” Hof said.
Now it’s getting real. Banned from the NBA, $2.5 million fine blah blah blah. Banned from the Bunny Ranch, home of the Cat House TV show, the best TV show ever? That’s some ice cold shit. How is a man supposed to live without the Bunny Ranch? I’ve never been there but what’s not to like. Hot girls walking around half naked willing to do whatever the hell it is you want to do, and it’s all legal because you’re in Vegas. This is almost a fate worse than death. Just knowing for the rest of your natural born days that you can’t go to the Bunny Ranch. Pack it up, Don. It’s over.
– Ryan
Posted on May 1, 2014, in Average Blog Posts and tagged ban, brothel, bunny, carson, city, donald, for, las, Life, nevada, ranch, sterling, vegas. Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.
Now shit’s going down now
Why would the Duck Dynasty guys go in there??? Don’t believe they would even consider it. They’re hard-core Christians. Hmm… O_O But somehow I do think Sterling has… numerous times. 😉
nothing Sterling or the duck dynasty guys do surprises me. they’re all hypocrites
I see Sterling as that. Definitely. But I don’t really see the Duck Dynasty dudes as that, at all.
They’ve been very genuine about their view and open about most things. That’s not hypocrisy. Yes, deplorable to many, but certainly not hypocrites I mean Phil Robertson is a bit of closed-minded old coot/redneck, but he’s been forthcoming and honest about his thoughts/feelings (however horrid they are…) 🙂
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Now that I think of Sterling – When was he ever moral/ethical/dogmatic before either? He seemed like a douche from the get go LOL
yeah the Duck guys probaly wouldn’t go in there, but someone so outspoken about such outdated views aren’t exactly the most noble of people haha. And Sterling has always been like this. They’ve been trying to kick him out of the league since 1982, but you can’t just kick out someone who owns the team. If it was a player, coach or general manager they’d be gone, but he owns it legally. Even now they can’t force him to sell. The other owners will all vote on it and if they vote to kick him out hes gone because that’s the process in the rule book.