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‘Wood Burning Microwave’ Is My New Favorite Wheel Of Fortune Answer

You know what’s great to have around the house in the winter time? A wood burning microwave. I love them. They always cook my hot pockets so evenly while also giving it that natural, wood burning taste. These ladies did redeem themselves at the end of the video by guessing the correct and more realistic answer, ‘wood burning fireplace’, but you can’t come back from wood burning microwave. You just can’t.

– Ryan

Alabama Fans Really Love Their Football But Apparently Can’t Be Bothered to Watch Wheel of Fortune

Wheel of Fortune is a simple, straightforward game. A contestant spins a wheel, asks for a letter, solves the puzzle, wins money. It’s a high-end version of Hangman, basically. So of course an Alabama fan screwed it up. Of course.



This is mind boggling. You go through the trouble of having this shirt created because of Roll Tide or whatever, yet you don’t take the time to actually figure out how Wheel of Fortune actually works? It’s a great premise, using a popular game show to humiliate your hated rival. Except now Alabama fans looks mighty dumb. Plus who ends their word on a vowel? You always pick vowels first. Day one stuff. And if you’re going to pick a popular pop culture game show and put it a on a t-shirt, you best make sure you’re doing it right. The internet was invented so people could tear whoever created this t-shirt to shreds. Tear away.

– Ryan

P.S. If you read the title of the article out loud you really have to drag out “apparently”. Noah Ritter would be proud.


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