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Alabama Fans Really Love Their Football But Apparently Can’t Be Bothered to Watch Wheel of Fortune

Wheel of Fortune is a simple, straightforward game. A contestant spins a wheel, asks for a letter, solves the puzzle, wins money. It’s a high-end version of Hangman, basically. So of course an Alabama fan screwed it up. Of course.

ROLL DAMN TIDE! – UPROXX

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This is mind boggling. You go through the trouble of having this shirt created because of Roll Tide or whatever, yet you don’t take the time to actually figure out how Wheel of Fortune actually works? It’s a great premise, using a popular game show to humiliate your hated rival. Except now Alabama fans looks mighty dumb. Plus who ends their word on a vowel? You always pick vowels first. Day one stuff. And if you’re going to pick a popular pop culture game show and put it a on a t-shirt, you best make sure you’re doing it right. The internet was invented so people could tear whoever created this t-shirt to shreds. Tear away.

– Ryan

P.S. If you read the title of the article out loud you really have to drag out “apparently”. Noah Ritter would be proud.

 

Tebow is Already Better at the Desk Life than he Ever Was at QB

It’s also not fair that Jesus is whispering the score into his ear. Missing the prediction by a point is how you throw off the scent of the heavenly father giving you a hand.

-Matt

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