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Alabama Fans Really Love Their Football But Apparently Can’t Be Bothered to Watch Wheel of Fortune

Wheel of Fortune is a simple, straightforward game. A contestant spins a wheel, asks for a letter, solves the puzzle, wins money. It’s a high-end version of Hangman, basically. So of course an Alabama fan screwed it up. Of course.



This is mind boggling. You go through the trouble of having this shirt created because of Roll Tide or whatever, yet you don’t take the time to actually figure out how Wheel of Fortune actually works? It’s a great premise, using a popular game show to humiliate your hated rival. Except now Alabama fans looks mighty dumb. Plus who ends their word on a vowel? You always pick vowels first. Day one stuff. And if you’re going to pick a popular pop culture game show and put it a on a t-shirt, you best make sure you’re doing it right. The internet was invented so people could tear whoever created this t-shirt to shreds. Tear away.

– Ryan

P.S. If you read the title of the article out loud you really have to drag out “apparently”. Noah Ritter would be proud.


Katherine Webb Dumps AJ? Yeah, Right.


Katherine Webb dumped AJ McCarron? If you believe this for a minute then you need to tighten your helmet and smell the roses. I’ll tell you what happened here, Aj dropped Kat off at the bus stop and kept on down the road. Let’s remember why she is so famous for a minute. The camera pans her way during one of AJ’s games and the commentators start drooling all over their mics. She is hot, I will give her that, but not ground breaking hot. I could find a thousand of her around the country. If you don’t believe me Google search “Devin Brugman”, guaranteed you won’t even know who Katherine Webb is tomorrow.

AJ’s got a big future ahead of him: The NFL draft (where he gets selected by the buccaneers), endorsement deals, commercials, chicks to bang, and Superbowl’s to win (with the Buccaneers). This is just the story of AJ growing up and moving on to the fantastic life he has ahead of him.  Kat unfollowing him on Twitter was just a move to save face. Katerine, you’re all set now, AJ helped to propel you into superstardom. Ride the wave of fame sweetie, ride it hard, and always remember, if you feel the spotlight closing in on you just make a porno with your next man friend or start a reality TV show.


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