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Kate Winslet and Her Husband Have the Opportunity to Have the Coolest Named Baby in History

SourceKate Winslet and husband Ned Rocknroll have named their son Bear Winslet, born on December 7th in the United Kingdom.

A spokesperson for Winslet confirmed the name to People Magazine.

According to the Daily Mail, Rocknroll’s original surname was on Bear’s birth certificate (Ned Abel Smith), but the Virgin Galactic employee  changed it back to Rocknroll.  Because NAMES. 



After marrying Rocknroll last year, Winslet told Us Weekly that she has no intention of taking her husband’s name.

“I was never going to change my name to Rocknroll. I’ve never changed my name to anything so I didn’t see a reason to start now,”  the Oscar winner said.

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Kate Winslet will always have a special place in my heart. Her boobs are the first pair of adult boobs I ever saw (James Cameron you sneaky devil). We’ve shared a bond ever since 1997, and I’m not surprised that someone as kick ass as Kate Winslet would give her son such an awesome name. As much as I support Kate, she’s missing a golden opportunity here. If you have the chance to name your kid Bear Rocknroll you have to take it. No doubt about it. Bear Rocknroll would automatically go down as the second greatest name of all time (nobody beats Clooney at anything). The ‘Rocknroll’ part is already there for you. You’ve already decided the first name is going to be Bear. Trust me Kate, Bear Rocknroll is the way to go. I would know: I’ve seen your boobs.

– Ryan

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