I Don’t Think Dwight Howard Has Ever Watched UFC


Dwight Howard, an NBA locker room headache for 10 years now, says he’d be willing to one day fight in the UFC – for a $10 million price tag.

“If I get knocked out, I get knocked out,” said Howard, who signed a four-year, $88 million deal with the Rockets in July. “I’ll get back up one day.” – FOXSports.com

Knocked out? You want to fight MMA, and the worst case scenario you can think of is getting knocked out? You’re dumber than you act/look.

Dwight, take a look at this

Can’t knock the hustle though. I would do a TON of dumb shit for 10 million. But Dwight, you just signed an 88 million dollar contract, I didn’t. Lay low, bro.


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Posted on November 6, 2013, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. I refuse to believe number 1 on that list is real. It looks like its broken before it even connects lol

  2. OMG…i knew your 2nd but not the others… I go for some extra milkshake right now !

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