Neil deGrasse Tyson is the Most Pessimistic Person in the World

Neil deGrasse Tyson is an astrophysicist. Do I know what an astrophysicist does? Why yes I do. They bitch and moan about the authenticity of science fiction movies. Here’s a snippet from Neil’s Twitter account last night, apparently after he saw the new movie Gravity.

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Talk about an exciting life, eh? I mean Jesus Christ Neil give it up. 98% of the population doesn’t even know what you’re talking about. We get it, you’re an astrophysicist. You physicize Astros. Congratulations. Hey Neil, the movie made $55 million in 3 days. I doubt anyone cares about your scientifc opinion on a goddamn fake movie. Clooney and Sandra Bullock must be wiping away their tears with $100 bills after seeing this twitter rant. To be honest, the most frustrating part of this entire situation is that someone who looks like Neil has the balls to criticize George Clooney.

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This is what Lionel Richie would look like if he completely let himself go.

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