I think my new favorite thing is having music legends come on The Tonight Show and sing newer pop songs. Jimmy Fallon and Bruce Springsteen did it with ‘Whip My Hair’ and now he brought in the legendary trio of Crosby, Still & Nash for ‘Fancy’. If late night TV ever fails Jimmy Fallon, he could absolutely go on the road as a Neil Young impersonator. Uncanny.
P.S. David Crosby is still the craziest looking person in the world.
Jimmy Fallon has so many good videos from his time on Late Night and the Tonight Show that I thought it’d be appropriate to start sharing some of the older ones. I’ve watched about one thousand musical sketches featuring Jimmy Fallon impersonating a legendary singer and he still blows my mind every time. Also, The Boss.
Neil deGrasse Tyson is an astrophysicist. Do I know what an astrophysicist does? Why yes I do. They bitch and moan about the authenticity of science fiction movies. Here’s a snippet from Neil’s Twitter account last night, apparently after he saw the new movie Gravity.
Talk about an exciting life, eh? I mean Jesus Christ Neil give it up. 98% of the population doesn’t even know what you’re talking about. We get it, you’re an astrophysicist. You physicize Astros. Congratulations. Hey Neil, the movie made $55 million in 3 days. I doubt anyone cares about your scientifc opinion on a goddamn fake movie. Clooney and Sandra Bullock must be wiping away their tears with $100 bills after seeing this twitter rant. To be honest, the most frustrating part of this entire situation is that someone who looks like Neil has the balls to criticize George Clooney.
This is what Lionel Richie would look like if he completely let himself go.
Meet Jaime Neil. The man who robbed a UK gas station wearing a clear plastic bag. I’m no master thief, but you learn in robbery 101 to hide your identity. Its 2013 Jaime, there are literally camera’s anywhere. Disguising yourself with a plastic bag is literally the worst way to hide your identity. To add insult to injury, Jaime used his cell phone as a fake gun, only to have it start ringing during the holdup. Whoever taught Jaime how to rob must be shaking their head in disgust. Just a poor excuse for a thief. Maybe try your hand at another illegal activity, like selling drugs or smuggling guns. You’re embarassing those who take robbery seriously.
P.S. I’m glad this guy isn’t from Florida. They were starting to max out on their crazy.