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DeAndre Jordan Is Public Enemy Number One
Loser – DeAndre Jordan, after verbally agreeing to a four-year max deal with the Dallas Mavericks last week, has made an about-face, re-signing with the Los Angeles Clippers in a deal ESPN sources say was completed Thursday morning shortly after midnight ET at his house in Houston.
The contract with the Clippers also is a four-year max deal that will be worth an estimated $88 million, sources told ESPN. Jordan can opt out after three year.
DeAndre Jordan might be the biggest dickbag in sports. This definitely stings a little because I’m a Mavs fan, but what kind of grown man needs other grown men to stay at his house just to make sure he signs a contract with your team? Is DeAndre that much of an asshole that grown ups literally needed to stay at his house and guide his hand across the contract to make sure he stayed a Clipper? I’ve honestly never seen anything like this in my life. First off, he verbally agreed to be a Maverick. They agreed on contract details, DeAndre even came out and said Chris Paul was too demeaning on the court, and that was that. So usually when you agree to a contract, that means you AGREE TO A CONTRACT. Since the Mavs now had the best defensive center in basketball, it wouldn’t make much sense for them to try and sign another center. So the rest of the centers on the free agent market came and went, and today was to be the day that all the free agents that verbally agreed to contracts. While every other player who verbally committed didn’t pussy out, DeAndre Jordan decided he might want to change his mind. Now, if he called Mark Cuban, told him he made a mistake and signed with the Clippers, this wouldn’t be a big deal. It would suck, yes, but he handled it like a man and changed his mind. End of story. Instead, he ignores the Mavs and Mark Cuban, refuses to answer their calls, and signs with the Clippers. I’m not going to be a psycho and hope the guy gets injured, but I hope anyone who watches sports lost all respect for this guy. Burn in hell, DeAndre Jordan.
– Ryan
P.S. How does this guy still have a job?
.@Chris_Broussard that’s is the dumbest shit Ive ever heard. If you had any ethics u would msg me and I will give u his address
— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) July 9, 2015
Los Angeles Clippers Owner Steve Ballmer Is A Dancing Viking King From Another Planet
Before I say anything about Steve’s dance moves, I think it’s important to note that he’s a billionaire and he owns the team. If he wants to run around dancing in a speedo with nipple tassels he can do it. People will not be happy about it, but he can do it. Now, this dance move. I don’t know what it is. I don’t know who told him about it or where he learned it, but between the aggressive pointing and the startling yelling this is a worrisome dance. Has Steve Ballmer ever seen Hitch?
Keep the elbows in, short strides back and forth. That’s where you live. Once you start pointing and screaming all hell breaks loose. Also, Nobody dances like that to Fergie. She’s not the Rolling Stones in the 70s. She’s singing about smoking weed and laying in the sun. Act like you’ve been here before, Steve.
– Ryan
