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The Daily Breeze Did Not Think This Headline Through

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Not the brightest idea to phrase the headline like that. The Daily Breeze just had to get tricky with this. Couldn’t of went with “12 Years a Slave Triumphs” or “Emotional Win for Best Picture” or pretty much anything besides “‘Slave’ becomes master”. At least this headline can’t be read by the entire world. Oh wait…

– Ryan

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I Could Watch These Two 90 Year Olds Race All Day

This is impressive/depressing. Impressive because if I ever make it to 90 years old I’m pretty sure I won’t be able to move my legs. It’s depressing because the first thing I thought of when I saw this video was that I could blow by both of them. As if beating a 90 year old in a footrace is something to be proud of. Either way, can’t knock the hustle of these two. Sprinting their way right into my heart.

– Ryan

It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Bites Off Your Toe

Source – BOSTON — Police say a woman had her toe bitten off at a New Year’s Eve party in Boston.

Officers responded to a city hospital at about 5 a.m. Wednesday for a report of an apparent assault in which the victim’s little toe on her left foot was bitten off.

The victim told police she made a sexual advance to another woman at the party in the city’s Dorchester neighborhood at about 3 a.m., which upset the other woman’s boyfriend and led to a fight.

Police tell The Boston Globe the party’s host then asked the victim to leave, which led to another fight outside in which the host allegedly bit off the guest’s toe.

The entire episode remains under investigation and no names were released.

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Not the ideal way to start off the new year. I’m no Nostradamus but I have a feeling this girl is going to have a horrible 2014. I can’t imagine having another person biting off your pinky toe being a good omen for the new year. This girl probably had a bunch of resolutions about eating healthier and getting into shape. Maybe she was going to take an art class a few days a week to spruce up her apartment. Now she’s just a four toed mutant. The only thing I can think of worse than this is actually being murdered on new years eve. At that point a missing pinky toe would be the least of your worries.

– Ryan

Going Back to Your High School Reunion as a Famous Actor Has to Be the Best Feeling Ever

“Lots of people dread going to their 20-year high school reunion. But not Bradley Cooper!

The Hangover star returned to his alma mater, Germantown Academy in Fort Washington, Pa., on Nov. 8 to catch up with friends from the class of 1993 and visit his favorite teachers.

“He has come back to GA a couple of times to talk to students,” a school official tells PEOPLE. “He loves seeing his old teachers and enjoys reminiscing with them. When he says he’s going to do something for the school, he does it. He’s a big supporter and proud to be a part of this school. So it was no surprise that he came to the reunion.”

While his girlfriend, British model Suki Waterhouse was in L.A., Cooper, 38, had a blast reliving the past with his best pal and fellow ’93 classmate Brian Klugman, who stars on the FOX series Bones.”

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I can’t imagine a better feeling than this. Even if you were the man in high school, going back to your 20 year reunion as a world famous actor with your model girlfriend is an all time trump card. At most reunions you’re impressed by classmates who became doctors or lawyers. Not at BCoops. “Oh your a doctor now? That’s cool, I might have to dip out early though, gotta catch a plane to Hawaii to film a movie with Jennifer Lawrence.” If I were him I’d go to every high school reunion I could get my hands on. Even if he didn’t go to that high school. Just show up with Suki and shoot the shit with all the normies of the world. I for one would be ecstatic to hang out with Bradley Cooper at my high school reunion. Naturally we’d become best friends and I’d star in his new movie about two best friends who meet at a high school reunion. During the premiere he introduces me to Jennifer Lawrence and we embark on a lifelong romance. Now I can’t wait for my reunion.

– Ryan

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