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Our Best Friend Bryan Cranston Won a Tony Award Last Night

We meet/scare the shit out of Bryan Cranston in New York City and two months later he wins a Tony award. Coincidence? I highly doubt it, but when your best friend wins an award you celebrate him. That’s what best friends do. When I win an award for being the best left fielder in the Warwick, Rhode Island Mernick Division of men’s softball I expect him to be the first phone call I receive. But for now, I’ll let him have the spotlight. Best friends forever.

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– Ryan

P.S. Legitimate best friends forever.

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The Dallas Mavericks Lost Last Night Because of Two Words: Tony Romo

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What the hell is Tony Romo’s problem? He’s either the most unaware person on the planet or just a complete asshole or both. Its not enough for you to ruin the life of every Cowboys fan? You gotta bring that bad juju into the American Airlines Arena and cost my Mavs a pivotal game 4. Tony Romo is the professional athlete version of a mush. If he travels to San Antonio Wednesday I will burn his house to the ground. Leave the Mavs alone!

– Ryan

Alec Baldwin Goes Nuclear on Twitter

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George Stark your days are numbered.  In a recent article posted by the aforementioned British reporter, he claims that Alec Baldwin’s wife was tweeting during James Gandolfini’s funeral.  Alec Baldwin did not take kindly to these acquisitions, to say the least.  Alec went on a little twitter rampage to vent his frustrations with Stark. Here are the tweets.

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“…Hey thats not true, but i’m going to tweet at your funeral” Holy shit, that escalated quickly. George Stark, run for the hills.  Because now not only do you have Alec Baldwin after you, but me as well.  How dare you write an article about Tony Soprano’s funeral and not make him the center of attention. Instead you go to the petty story of the day, a few random tweets. You have my attention Mr. Stark, and not in a good way.  Proofread your pieces 20 times over, because hell hath no fury, like my friends and I, when we find improper grammar online.  Not to mention Billy Baldwin is probably coming after your ass. Your cooked.

-MattyV

P.S. There is a special place in hell for people who try to make a fool of Alec Baldwin.

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