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It’s Well Known That If You Button The Top Button Of A Dress Shirt You’re A Psycho Right?

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As I was watching The Bridge last night, I realized one of it’s creepiest characters always wears dress shirts buttoned to the top. If this isn’t the sign of a psychopath then I don’t know what is. If you’re buttoning the top button of a dress shirt and you’re not wearing a tie you have or will eventually murder someone. I’ve always been someone who believes that their are levels of crazy. Dress shirts buttoned to the top is easily level 7. Add in the fact that it’s a classic fashion no-no and you have a recipe for disaster.

– Ryan

P.S. This is how you wear a dress shirt.
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I Need This Horse Jacket

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“The Bridge”, a new drama on FX, premiered last night. I can already tell it’s going to be my newest guilty pleasure, but I’ll save that conversation for another day. Ever since last night all I’ve been able to think about is the horse jacket that Diane Kruger’s character wore during the show. I don’t know why she was wearing the jacket and I don’t care. All I know is if I don’t find a website that sells this jacket my life will be forever tainted. A jacket like this comes around once in a blue moon, and it has immediately become my white whale. I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. I got fired from my job. It will all be worth it if I can get my hands on this beautiful horse jacket. I know these 3 things to be true: Bill Paxton discovered the Titanic, me and Clooney will be best friends and I need this horse jacket.

– Ryan

P.S. Just to clarify, this isn’t a jacket you put on a horse. It’s a human jacket with a horse on the back.

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