This is literally the hardest choice I have to make on a daily basis. I’d love to just kick back and have a few beers every night, but I also don’t want to weigh 400 pounds. As far as working out goes, I’ll start and end with this: I have a free on site gym at work that’s been open for two months and I’ve gone there three times. Back to the greatest web site ever created. Get drunk not fat ranks every beer and liquor you can think of based on the amount of included alcohol versus calorie content.
||ABV Alcohol % by Volume||Calories Per Serving||C.F.A. Calories From Alcohol Higher is better||Carbs Per Serving||Comments
|Pure Ethanol Not a real drink, for comparison only||100%||238 calories per 1.5 oz||Score: A+ 100.00%||0.00||7.1 Calories per gram (http://annals.org/article.aspx?articleid=691502) Density = 0.789 g/cm3 Grams in one fluid oz = 28.3495 7.1 x 0.789 x 28.3495 = 158.81 cals per fl oz|
|Everclear||95%||226 calories per 1.5 oz||Score: A+ 99.97%||0.00||Calorie info obtained directly from Luxco Spirits. 750ML for $12.99|
|Jose Cuervo Especial (Gold)||40%||96 calories per 1.5 oz||Score: A+ 99.26%||0.00||Calorie info directly from a Jose Cuervo Consumer Representative $22.99 for 1.75L|
|Jose Cuervo Especial (Silver)||40%||96 calories per 1.5 oz||Score: A+ 99.26%||0.00||Calorie info directly from a Jose Cuervo Consumer Representative $22.99 for 1.75L|
|Crown Royal – Special Reserve||40%||96 calories per 1.5 oz||Score: A+ 99.26%||0.00||Obtained directly from http://www.knowyourdiageodrink.com $22.49 for 750ml|
|Gordons – Dry Gin||40%||96 calories per 1.5 oz||Score: A+ 99.26%||0.00||Info directly from knowyourdiegodrink.com $14.99 per 1.75L at BevMo|
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Clooney getting into the spirits game. I love it. I was already borderline hooked on tequilla and now that the love of my life has thrown his hat into the race I plan on only drinking tequilla for the rest of my natural born days. I love the showmanship in the commercial as well. Anything can happen when you drink Casamigos. With my luck, I’d end up with Cindy Crawford or Stacey Keibler. Give me Clooney!
P.S. The other guy in that commercial is Clooney’s partner in the tequilla game, Randy Gerber, who is actually married to Cindy Crawford. What a skinny dipping party that would be.