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Twitter News Weekly: #ArianaGrande Licked #JaredFogle From Subway

This week we explore the dark side of celebrities and sandwich spokespeople. Ariana Grande licked a donut, Jared from Subway got really creepy and I’m Ron Burgundy? All this and more on Twitter News Weekly!

– The Average Nobodies

Nothing Says “I’m Just a Normal Person” Like Riding the Subway in an Elegant Ballgown

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Look at Mariah, just an ordinary citizen riding the subway. Well except for the fancy gloves. And the elegant ball gown doused in sparkles. And the entourage. And the photographer. Other than that she’s just an average Jane.

– Ryan

Public Service Announcement: Don’t Eat the Subway Pastrami

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Do yourself a favor an NEVER order the pastrami from Subway. I am a person who is never picky about food, so if I can’t finish one of these sandwiches then it is probably uneatable. This is the first time in my life I haven’t finished a sandwich I started. A sad day in paradise.

And just to clear up the above picture: That ISN’T chewed up food. That’s how it looked coming out of the sandwich. “Hot Garbage” should be its name on the menu.

-Matt

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