Of Course Georgia’s New License Plate Has a Confederate Flag On It
Why wouldn’t it? Why would it have a peach or a picture of Ty Cobb or something we could all agree on? Where’s the fun in that? This proves that there are just people in this world who never want racism to go away. I’ve lived in Rhode Island my whole life, so I can’t say with any accuracy what life is like in the South, but I guarantee whoever decided this was a good idea wanted to ruffle some feathers. Stir up a good old fashioned racism debate. Mission accomplished.
If Cory Remsburg’s Standing Ovation Didn’t Tug at Your Heartstrings Last Night Then You Don’t Have Heartstrings
There are no braver men or women than those who serve in our armed forces. I can’t imagine what it’s like to be in Iraq or Afghanistan where the enemy is faceless and you’re constantly in fear of things such as car bombs or IED’s. It doesn’t even seem like the same world. This ovation could have gone on for 24 hours and it still wouldn’t have been long enough. The definition of a hero.
Michigan State Completely Bogarting Daniel Bryan’s “YES” Chant
This Oklahoma State Fan Knows How to Celebrate
A few half-hearted waves to keep up appearances, then it’s time to get down to the real reason you’re at the game: devouring that turkey leg.
Mike Davis With the Latest Hit of the Century
Mike Davis is an animal, and that’s not a compliment. Just a dirty play. How he didn’t get thrown out is mind boggling.
Ohio State Is Apparently The Breeding Grounds For Morons
“A group of students who became convinced they were living in a haunted house, were given an even bigger fright when they discovered their ‘ghost’ was actually a man secretly living in their basement.
The Ohio State University students had been spooked by strange noises in the night and mysterious happenings like coming home to find cupboard and oven doors open.
But after a thorough search of the building, they discovered a secret room in the basement behind a door which they had previously thought was just a maintenance cupboard.” For the full article, click here
Nobody is going to mistake these guys for detectives. Why does it look our oven has been used and why are our cupboards open? It’s got to be a ghost. Has to be. Literally no other logical explanation. Don’t even bother checking it out, or looking in a room that no one has ever been in. Couldn’t possibly be anyone there with a head, body and opposable thumbs capable of using all our shit. Let’s just stick with the ghost story and drink some more beers.
A Look Inside The Oregon Duck’s New 68-Mil Facility
Marijuana is About to Go Corporate
The big story today is marijuana is about to become that much closer to full legality. Not sure if that’s a real phrase but it is now. A 100 million dollar marijuana company is about to form in Washington state and I am going to buy stock pre-immediately (I’m killing it with new phrases today). Right now its being called ‘Big Marijuana’ which is an obvious spin off of ‘Big Tobacco’ (which is probably not the best marketing choice) but they plan to change it’s name as the company comes to fruition.
And the mastermind behind all this? A guy named Jamen Shively, no idea how to say that but I’m going to with Jammin’ because that’s both awesome and, when referred to the Bob Marley song, very appropriate. Oh and by the way he’s been endorsed by Vicente Fox, another awesome name, who happens to be an ex-Coca Cola exec; but then he got bored of heading up one of the worlds biggest Fortune 500 companies and decided to retire and become the president of Mexico. An obvious next step.
(Jamen kinda looks like a hippie Bill Gates right? How many signs of success do you need?)
I’ve never been so sure that a company is going to experience so much success. Marijuana + Jamen + 100 mil. How can you go wrong? Except maybe your product is still mostly illegal. But who’s counting. I’m excited!