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San Diego I Have Breaking News! Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Snapchat

Arnold Schwarzenegger, American hero, Austrian Superman, is on Snapchat @arnoldschnitzel. So far we’ve got red carpet access, Arnold riding a bike, and some weird over the shoulder shots at a children’s Crossfit Tournament. I have one request for a snap and one request only:

kick some ice

– Ryan

“Friday” – The Greatest Snapchat Movie Ever Made

The other day my brother threw together one of the best Snapchat stories I have ever seen. I immediately called him up to make sure he saved it to his phone so the world could see. Without further delay, Here it is.


What is Wrong With People – Teen Charged After ‘Selfie With Dead Body’

A US teenager has been charged with murder after authorities say he took a selfie with the dead body of a boy and sent it to a friend on social media.

The 16-year-old, named by news reports as Maxwell Marion Morton, is accused of shooting to death Ryan Mangan, 16, at his home in Jeannette, Pennsylvania, on 4 February.

The alleged selfie depicted “the victim sitting in a chair with a gunshot wound to the face” and male “taking the selfie with his face facing the camera with the victim behind him”, according to a police affidavit.

It was obtained by police after a woman reported that her son had received the photo via Snapchat.

The woman also told police that her son had received text messages saying: “I told you I cleaned up the shells” and “Ryan was not the last one”.


I would like nothing more than to sit here and tell you how shocking this is, but to be honest, I can’t do that. This is what teenagers have become. Savages with no remorse for their actions (generalizing like crazy right now). First off, what is going so wrong in your life that you murder one of your classmates and then when you realize what you’ve done you take a picture of the body and snapchat it out to your friends. That, ladies and gentlemen, is insanity at its finest and it makes me worried about our future.


Snapchat’s Evan Spiegel Is Kind Of…. The Man


Ok so TechCrunch is calling internet superstar, Evan Spiegel, “kind of an ass” because of this leaked email that has been zooming around the internet all day. Me personally? I don’t see where Spiegel is an “ass” at all. Congratulating his frat bros on a job well done and hoping they all got some tail. That sounds like a a proud papa to me. Dude loves his fraternity and I bet every single one loves him back now that he has created a way for sloppy sorority girls to send carefree nudies to them.


Like come on, TechCrunch, did you really think the creator of Snapchat was going to be Mother Teresa?



Snapchat is slowly ruining my life

I want to like Snapchat. I really do. But I can’t. I don’t understand its purpose. Do we really need a fourth app to share pictures no one outside of your mother wants to see? Posting a picture of yourself drinking a coronarita on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram isn’t enough. Gotta Snapchat that shit. I’m assuming the conversation between the creators of Snapchat went something like this: Person A – “This generation is really socially awkward and only speak to each other through their phones, how can we turn them into complete robots?” Person B – “If only their was a FOURTH way for people to share pictures and completely ruin our sense of community!” Person A & B – “What about Snapchat!”. The conversation was probably nothing like that, but you get the point. The worst part about this satanic app is that the pictures erase after a few seconds. Why is that bad? When you have friends like mine, Snapchat becomes an endless cycle of people taking a shit and penis pics. ‘Merica.

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