Is that a member of the Russian Imperial guard or a grotesque men’s figure skater? Powerhouse of an outfit. A lot of people might be talking about his skating but not me. He’s in the fucking Olympics. I’d hope he’s a good skater. Everyone is a good skater in the Olympics. But Maxim has a fashion sense that just can’t be taught. You’re either born with it or you’re not. And Maxim was born for this day. His hair may be dirty, his beard may be patchy, and he’s still a Russian male figure skater. But on February 6th, 2014, the history books will remember that Maxim Trankov had an A+ outfitt.

– Ryan