Sunrise, sunset. Tide in, tide out. What goes up, must come down, and so on and so forth. What I’m trying to get at is when it comes to finding hot girls to dance around half naked on the beach, Sports Illustrated had cornered the market. This years cover stars: Nina Agdal, Lily Aldridge, and Chrissy Teigen.
Am I upset Kate Upton didn’t get the triple crown? A little, but even the queen needs some time off.