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FLORIDAPolice conducted a reverse prostitution operation that resulted in the arrest of 10 men, including one who thought he could pay for sexual services with a salad and another who is a former local basketball star, Daytona Beach police said

A NASA Funded Animal Researcher Admitted to Having Sex With a Male Dolphin Proving Once Again the 60’s Were Insane

Dolphin sexA female animal researcher has admitted to sex with a male dolphin during a 1960s NASA-funded experiment.

Margaret Howe Lovatt was stationed on the U.S. Virgin Islands as part of a NASA experiment to teach the intelligent mammals how to communicate.

She revealed in an upcoming BBC documentary that it was in 1963 when a house was flooded to turn it into a dolphinarium, allowing researchers to study the animals at close quarters, according to the Daily Mirror.

One of them, nicknamed Peter, was a sexually maturing adolescent.

“Peter liked to be … with me. He would rub himself on my knee, my foot or my hand and I allowed that,” she said.

“I wasn’t uncomfortable — as long as it wasn’t too rough. It was just easier to incorporate that and let it happen, it was very precious and very gentle, Peter was right there, he knew that I was right there.”

Lovatt claims the sex play became a regular part of her studies, adding, “It would just become part of what was going on, like an itch, just get rid of that scratch and we would be done and move on.”

The nature of their relationship caused a scandal and rumors grew about experiments of dolphins suffering drug abuse with LSD tests.

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No matter how chaotic or crazy we think the world we currently live in is, it has absolutely nothing on the 1960’s. Human/dolphin sex is just another example of that. To Margaret’s credit, at least she named the dolphin. This wasn’t just some casual, late night, “I had too much to drink” sex. This was sensual. This was the real thing. Peter and Margaret knew what each other and they came together in the name of love (pun intended). As a side note, if Margaret WASN’T on LSD when this happened then maybe she take the next few plays off. Can’t have dolphin perverts running around looking for fresh meat.

– Ryan

Hey Natasha Blasick, Is Everything OK At Home?

Ghost LoverHollywood actress Natasha Blasick claims to have experienced spectral rape on two occasions.

The Russian-born brunette even hopes her spectral lover returns.

Speaking on UK’s This Morning, she claimed the forced sex first happened when she was home alone and felt an invisible force push her down on her bed and force himself on top of her.

“I felt something entered the room. I couldn’t see anybody. Suddenly I could feel that somebody touching me,” she said

“Their hands were pushing me against my will and then I could feel the weight of their body on top of me but I couldn’t see anybody.

“At first I was very confused then I decided to relax and it was really pleasurable, I really enjoyed it.”

The ghost left – and returned for more a month later

The former model and Mrs World Pageant competitor was interviewed by top Hollywood psychic Patti Negri, who believes in spectrophilia – supernatural sex.

“I’ve got clients worldwide who have had this experience,” Negri said.

Well this story takes the cake. Ghost sex. GHOST SEX. I’m not a fan of calling people crazy but Natasha Blasick is crazy with a capital C. I’m glad we got the Hollywood psychic in this video too. Just rounding up all the nutjobs in one room. My favorite line in this story was “the ghost left – and returned for more a month later.” Well that was nice of the ghost to give Natasha some time to process what just happened. Although judging by the interview she went along with it just fine. If a ghost decided to start having sex with me I can’t say I’d be as relaxed and happy about it. Actually I can say with complete confidence I’d be very upset. I will say this ghost has fantastic taste. Former model, competed in Mrs. World Pageant. This ghost has done this before.

– Ryan

 

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Sex Ads Are Getting Weird

Here is my latest WordPress notification, which was on a comment on my Shia LaBeouf post the other day:

You have to try 3single dot com. There you talk to amateur grils who look like your neighbor. Have fun :)

So this is what the sex ad business has come to. Really going out on a limb and hoping my neighbor is a hot girl. Well guess what 3single got com, my neighbors are not hot girls. So if I go on your site, who exactly am I talking to? Is it my neighbor across the street, who are the parents are my best friend? Is it the elderly woman who lives next door? I’m no Casanova, but that shit doesn’t do it for me. Also an important detail in the sexy talk game is spelling girls correctly. I don’t want to talk to amateur grils. I don’t want to talk to professional grils. I will admit the smiley face at the end was a nice touch. Other than that, I’ll probably never use 3single dot com. PROBABLY.

– Ryan

Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex

Bruce Wayne has a dirty mind.

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Edward Smith Has a Fever, and the Only Prescription is Having Sex with Cars

(Source) “Edward Smith’s love life has been in overdrive for the last 48 years.

By his count, he’s had more than 1,000 sex partners — but only one of those was actually human.

Smith, 63, is a “mechaphile,” the term for someone sexually attracted to planes, trains and automobiles.

Oh, and helicopters too. He once had a quickie with a copter used in the TV series “Airwolf.”

“Some guys look at boobs and bums on beautiful women. I look at the front and rear on beautiful cars,” he said, according to the Mirror.

But Smith is no longer driven to have sex with just any car. He says his joyriding days are over and that he is committed to “Vanilla,” a Volkswagen Beetle he purchased 30 years ago.

“When I hold Vanilla in my arms there’s a powerful energy that comes from her in response to that,” he said in an interview with Barcroft TV. “If anything was to happen to her I would be more than heartbroken.”

Smith isn’t completely shifting into monogamy. He says he also has flings with a 1973 Opel GT named “Cinnamon,” and an 1993 Ford Ranger by the name of “Splash,” according to OddityCentral.

“Mechaphilia” is a unique fetish, but Smith claims he’s not alone in his intense love of machinery. He estimates there are at least 500 guys in the world also keyed into sex with cars, according to Time.com.

“When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it,” he told the Telegraph. “I didn’t fully understand it myself except that I know I’m not hurting anyone and I do not intend to.”

So Edward Smith not only exists, but he’s free to roam the Earth, having sex with every car he lays his eyes on. There’s disturbing news then there’s this. I really don’t understand why this guy isn’t in a mental institution, because if there’s one guy who’s potentially a danger to society it’s the guy who fucks cars. I guess this technically isn’t a crime but can’t we just build a bubble around this guy with a bunch of cars so he can just go to town? I’d say we could helicopter food in but apparently he has sex with those too. Maybe shoot food down a long tube so he doesn’t starve. Pretty much do anything but interview this guy who “hasn’t hurt anyone and doesn’t intend to”. If that doesn’t keep you up at night then I don’t know what will.

– Ryan

P.S. Are we supposed to be okay with this because he’s finally settled down and is only going to have sex with one car now? That actually makes me more nervous.

Sammee Matthews Really Likes Doughnuts

(Source) “Obese Sammee Matthews has a condition which makes her so turned on by food she even scoffs doughnuts during sex.

Twenty eight stone Sammee was diagnosed with sitophilia – an erotic obsession with food – in her case cakes and sweets.

The mum-of-two from Las Vegas, USA, says just the sight of a bakery is enough to send her weak at the knees and out of breath.

And her sexual fixation on sponge cake has contributed to weight gain which saw her tip the scales at 32 stone.

Sammee’s story can be seen in Fat for Cash on Channel 5 at 9pm on Wednesday as part of Supersize Season.”

I’d consider myself someone who likes doughnuts. I’ll go to the bakery now and again to get a brownie or two. Not Sammee Matthews. She’s got an erotic obsession with dessert. This is a tough one for me. On the one hand, is this where we are as a society? We can’t just say Sammee is enormous and clearly has a problem controlling how much she eats. Nope. She has a disorder which forces her to eat cakes and cookies. Newsflash Sammee: it’s called gluttony. Don’t make excuses.

On the other hand, I kind of understand where she’s coming from.  Everyone would love to eat a brownie or a piece of chocolate cake during sex right? It’s the American dream. Sammee is giving us all hope that this might one day be the norm. Kind of a like a real life George Costanza. Just don’t fly too close to the sun on the wings of pastrami.

– Ryan