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Steven Segal and His Fists of Fury Might Run For Governor of Arizona

Oh good. This is just what we need. Steven Segal and his velcro facial hair making an even bigger mockery of our political system. It seems like his main and only agenda item is border control. Having a delusional movie star running for major political office is worse than illegal immigrants trying to get into our country. Steven Segal needs to stick to slap dancing in the streets of Russia. Hit the music!

– Ryan

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