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I Dare You Not To Ball Your Eyes Out – Dear Peyton
I got to be honest, i’m not even a huge Peyton Manning fan. Yeah i’m in awe of what he was able to accomplish in his NFL career, but I was never actively rooting for him until this last Super Bowl. But this commercial? Are you fucking kidding me Gatorade? Way to make me weep like a school girl while i’m at work. There’s something about sports videos like this, that point to a legacy career or call out to something amazing, that really get me right in the feels. Bambi gets shot? Yeah, it’s sad, but put on “4 Days in October” and i’ll gush like a 16 year-old who got stood up on prom night.
Sincerely,
Matt
Pete Carroll is the Happiest Man on the Face of the Earth
Enjoy it Pete, you finally reached the mountain top.
-Matt
Magneto and Professor X are Super Excited For the Super Bowl
I’m just not sure they know what sport will be playing.
-Matt
Can Someone Explain To Me Why David Ortiz Isn’t the Sportsman of the Year?
Really SI? I wasn’t aware that the possibility of breaking the quarterback touchdown record was more impressive than putting a city in despair on your back, winning the AL East, winning the world series and becoming world series MVP. Peyton began his year by losing in the playoffs. Yes he’s having an unreal year, but he also has 3 of the top 15 receivers in the league. At this point, the broncos might not even win their division! And if you think they’re going to represent the AFC in the super bowl then you’re high. Sports Illustrated just lost my respect. Quite possibly the biggest oversight in fake awards history. Big Papi is upset, and rightfully so.
– Ryan
Total Nerd or Super Dedicated Athlete? You Be The Judge
Just Peyton being Peyton I guess. I would like to call him a nerd but you have to respect the hustle on this. Helmet and everything?! This guy can’t stop, won’t stop.
-Matt
And I’ve Found My New Favorite Picture
I don’t know why this is hilarious, but it just is. Peyton Manning is the king of unintentional comedy.
Matt’s Prediction of the Week – Peyton Manning Murders the TD Record
Peyton puts up AT LEAST 55 touchdowns this year. You heard it here first. Right now it is hard to see any team stopping him from putting up at least 4 a game (probably more). The guy is a well-oiled machine with weapons all around him. 55 TDs, take it to the bank.
-MattyV
A Classy Move By Peyton Hillis
#Bucs RB Peyton Hillis is wearing 33 in case you are wondering. No. 40, which Hillis has worn in the past, is safe … Alstott fans.
— Pewter Report (@PewterReport) July 25, 2013
Mike Alstott fans can breathe easy, Hillis will not be taking the coveted #40 jersey. Which hasn’t been worn since Alstott retired in 2006. And while I don’t think that this was a big deal to Hillis, it is to Bucs fans, and he knows it. Classy move, Peyton.
Hillis has reported to training camp and will be taking RB and FB drills.
-MattyV
