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Super Bowl 50 Is Off To A Rousing Start As The Grounds Crew Painted Both End Zones For The Broncos

Come on grounds crew. You had one job. Ok they have more than one job, for the sake of an argument, they have one job: make sure the end zones are painted with a different team logo. The Broncos aren’t facing Broncos. The Panthers aren’t facing the Panthers. The Broncos are facing the Panthers, thus one end zone should say Broncos and one end zone should say Panthers. Seems pretty simple right? Not for those San Francisco folk. They better not mess anything up when WrestleMania comes to town or else this music will be the last thing they ever hear.

-Ryan

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Life Lessons From Yoko Ono

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It’s Friday. Let’s get yoked.

“@yokoono: I would like to see a sky vending machine on every corner of the street instead of the coke machine. We need more skies than coke.”

– Not a bad idea in theory. I’m just not quite sure what a sky vending machine would look like. And would it sell skies? How much does a sky cost? Is there more than one sky? Yoko has a lot of explaining to do.

“@yokoono: You can even assemble a painting with a person in the North Pole over a phone, like playing chess.”

– Yoko is really all over the place with this one. Personally I don’t know anyone who lives in the North Pole. Not exactly the most habitable place in the world. Just seems like a really inconvenient scenario. I’m assuming the North Pole has horrible cell phone service. What if you’re on a deadline? Not your best suggestion Yoko.

This week’s lessons: we need more sky vending machines, and if you’re attempting to paint a painting, make sure you get in touch with someone at the North Pole. Stay frosty and have a great weekend.

– Jim

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