For those of you who don’t know, Melissa King is a former Miss Delaware Teen USA who decided to do a porno film and then had to relinquish her prestigious crown. If you’re wondering why I follow her on Instagram, that last sentence should help you out. It turns out before Teen beauty queens turned porn stars aren’t exempt from the insanity of Instagram, and of they’re not safe, then who is? Anyway, she takes a nice picture of a sand dollar but then @karimzp has to come along and filth it up. This is why we can’t have nice things Kari! I’m going to go out a limb and say that Melissa King did not in fact take this kid’s virginity, because logic. Just goes to show you, anyone can feel the wrath that is the true insanity of Instagram.

– Ryan