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Dad Dresses Up as Opposing Team Player, Surprises Son After an Early Return From Military Duties

Cue the waterworks. These videos will ALWAYS get me. Heart warming as shit.

May All the troops and service men and women all over the world have a safe and happy holiday, whether it be at home with your family, or away serving our country. I am forever grateful for your bravery. Come home soon

-Matt

 

I Would Like To Personally Apologize To Kanye West

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You were right! You really do have the same dangers as the police and our military. On behalf of me and everyone else that has been tearing you a new asshole, we are truly sorry to have doubted you.

Don’t choke on your cone, dick head.

-Matt

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US Will Interrogate Terror Suspect on Warship in the Middle of the Ocean anddd He’s Dead

United States interrogators who specialize in so-called high value targets will question a suspected al Qaeda operative aboard an American warship without reading him his rights, U.S. officials told NBC News on Monday.

The suspect, Abu Anas al-Libi, was whisked off the streets of the Libyan capital of Tripoli over the weekend. He will be taken to the United States to stand trial in the 1998 bombings of the American embassies in Kenya and Tanzania, the officials said.

Al-Libi will be in U.S. military custody for several more days, perhaps a few weeks, a senior administration official told NBC News.

The interrogation will be conducted by a team including representatives of the CIA, the FBI and the military aboard the USS San Antonio, an amphibious helicopter carrier in the Mediterranean Sea, the U.S. officials said.

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Well Abu Anas al-Libi, I can’t say it’s been a pleasure. One of the most terrifying things in the world has to be knowing you’re going to be interrogated by the US military. At the very least, some of these terrorists (undeservingly) have their rights protected and are questioned in a humane manner. Looks like Abu here isn’t going to get that same treatment. No reading of his rights. No safe houses. Send him on a warship into the middle of the Mediterranean and “question” his ass. Without getting too political here, anyone who decides it’s ok to start blowing places up should be treated like this. Have fun in hell Abu.

– Ryan

 

People That are 1,000x More Talented Than Me #432 : Helicopter Pilots

Check out this firefighter just owning that cockpit. Swooping into some guys backyard, stealing his pool water, and dumping that shit all over a nearby forest fire. Every woman in the area, with their eyes on the sky, just had their ovaries blown to smithereens. Operating heavy machinery has to be the biggest turn-on for a woman… HAS TO.

-MattyV

PS- If you call a helicopter a helo, and you’re not in the military, stop.

Saxby Chambliss, The Wordsmith

Saxby Chambliss has done it again. The senior U.S. Senator from Georgia who so eloquently bashed gay marriage back in March by stating “I’m not gay. So I’m not going to marry one” is back in the news, this time for comments he made during a Senate Armed Forces Committee. While addressing the committee, Chambliss stated “The young folks who are coming into each of your services are anywhere from 17 to 22 or 23. Gee whiz, the hormone level created by nature sets in place the possibility for these types of things to occur. So we’ve got to be very careful how we address it on our side”. In Mr. Chambliss’s defense, he did reprimand the militarys lack of action on this issue which has clearly spiraled out of control. When the man in charge of the Air Force’s sexual assaualt prevention program is ARRESTED FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT, I think its time for a change. I hate to talk politics, mainly because its a never ending argument that ends up with both sides sticking their feet in the mud, but the fact that a senior United States Senator is making these kind of statements is alarming. I support gay marrriage, but I absolutely understand that some people feel differently. However, “I’m not gay. So I’m not going to marry one” is not an acceptable argument to debuke gay marriage. While most of his 6 minute speech at the committee hearing was positive, even the inclusion of the word hormones in a sexual assualt hearing is ridiculous. If these comments were overheard at a bar or a baseball game, we could chalk it up to ignorance. Saxby Chambliss has served two terms as Senator of Georgia. His stance on issues affect this country, and thats scary to me.

America is great. It provides its people rare freedoms that arent afforded to the majority of this world. With that said, America is rotten, and it starts at the top, with both parties to blame. If the top of the tree is poisoned, it will eventually trickle down and poison the entire tree, and the entire tree in this analogy is our society. Saxby Chambliss is retiring after his current term. If only the resolution were that easy.

– Ryan

Happy Memorial Day

Today we pay tribute to the past, present and future members of our armed forces. They are fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives. Above all else, they are heroes. While there will never be a shortage of monsters trying to tear America down, we should be thankful that there are more heroes rushing into nightmares than there are people trying to cause them. Thank you for your service, and God Bless America

– Average Nobodies

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