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Warren Sapp Dresses Like a Pirate in Bud Light’s New “Up For Whatever” Commercial

I have a number of things to say about this commercial, but before I do let me show you something.

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For those of you who do not know, this is the face of the Buccaneers franchise. The man who got us our first win against a very hostile team in a very hostile environment. This is Mike Glennon, the quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and I couldn’t be prouder of him. Send McCown back to the toilet store!

I digress.

This commercial is awesome in so many ways. If I ever came home from the beer store to find my living room and backyard had been transformed into a pirate themed wonderland I would lose my mind. My neighbors would hate me, because I would fire those cannons 24/7, but it would be totally worth it. Warren Sapp hasn’t been on TV for very many good things lately so this is a nice change of pace for the hall of famer (who dresses up like a pirate better than anyone I have ever seen). Maybe Disney should contact him for a “Pirates of the Caribbean” reboot. Bill Paxton knows he needs the money.

PEWTER AND RED ‘TIL I’M COLD AND DEAD.

GO BUCS

-Matt

 

Mike Glennon Just Jumped 1,000 Spots in My Human Power Rankings

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Hey Mikey, who’s your friend? Introduce me? …..oh she’s your GIRLFRIEND….

Mike Glennon is CLEANING UP in Tampa these days. Starting quarterback on the best team in the NFL, blazing hot lady friend, and I bet he even owns an exotic animal, or two! Mike Glennon I really hope I see you in the drivers seat next season! I want to see what you got with a full offseason under your belt!

-Matt

PS- She does have an Instagram account, but it is private. Damn shame.

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