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Nobody Throws a Tomato at Lupe Fiasco..Nobody!

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Throwing a tomato at someone who is putting on a concert is a low blow move. I’ve heard of people throwing articles of clothes on stage, but once you get into the food category, things get dicey. If you take a tomato with you to a concert, that tomato is serving one purpose: to be thrown at whoever happens to be on the stage that night. You’re not making BLT’s during the intermission. Hopefully you’re not just carrying a tomato with you for no good reason. You’re there to sabotage the performer. You’re a saboteur. The people of Salt Like City put up a good Mormon front, but it’s clear from this video that they’re savages. Savages who throw tomatoes.

– Ryan

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