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Add Calling Samuel L. Jackson ‘Laurence Fishburne’ To the List of Things I Never, Ever Want To Do

“We don’t all look the same!” How do you come back from that?  Samuel L. Jackson just called you a racist on live TV and basically ruined your career. I have to imagine Samuel L. Jackson holds a grudge like a son of a bitch. Just never lets anything go. You cut him off on the highway and he follows you around for the rest of your natural born days. Makes your life a literal living hell. Definitely a bonehead move by the anchor here, especially for an “entertainment” reporter, but any other actor probably let’s it go and they continue on the with the interview. Not Sammy. He wears backwards Kangol hats and makes white people feel guilty. 2 for fucking 2.

– Ryan

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