The Little Boy Asking To ‘Pet The Titties’ Because He Can’t Pronounce The Letter ‘K’ Is My New Favorite Person
Little kids with speech impediments for the win. I didn’t know pronouncing your K’s as T’s was a thing but now I that I know it is I want to wrangle up all the kids in the world with this speech problem and surrounding them with a thousand cats. Just have everyone asking me to pet the titties and have the best day of my life. This video is proof that little kids are hilarious and cannot do anything wrong. If I asked someone to pet the titties I’d be in a nice padded cell, but this kid is going to be a YouTube darling for years to come.
These were devil chips. Only Satan himself would sell these horrible “chips” to unsuspecting customers. I thought I was in for a sea salt and vinegar treat with my lunch and I ended up eating a bag full of poop. If I ever see anyone eating these chips I’m going to rip them out of their hands and stomp them out on the ground. That’s the only appropriate reaction I can think of after the trauma I’ve been through.