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Norm Clarke is My Favorite Columnist in the Country, Possibly of All-Time

Norm Clarke

“Norm Clarke is one of Las Vegas’s most notable and recognizable celebrities. This eye-patched man-about-town knows it all about this vibrant city in the desert — where to go, what to do, and most importantly, where to see and be seen.” – Las Vegas Review Journal

What’s that old saying: “journalists with eye patches don’t grow on trees”? Well Norm Clarke is out to prove to the world that that saying is bullshit. He may only have one eye, but that one eye is focused on giving the good people of Las Vegas the most important news stories of the day. The next time I’m in Vegas I need to find Norm Clarke. NEED to. I want him to show me around the city like only he can. While I’m there, maybe we can work on that nickname of his. The “eye patched man-about-town” doesn’t have that great of a ring to it.

– Ryan

Lady’s Apartment Catches On Fire, Then Cops Steal Her Pot

EAST PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — Authorities discovered four pounds of marijuana after firefighters put out a blaze in an East Providence providing.

The Providence Journal ( ) reports that the fire broke out around 11 a.m. Tuesday in a three-story building that houses a liquor store and apartments.

Police Lt. William Nebus says firefighters discovered growing lights used for marijuana and called police.

Police say while some residents of the building had medical marijuana cards, they are only allowed to have up to 12 plants and 2.5 ounces each.

A 22-year-old woman was arrested. Her name was not immediately released.

Talk about getting kicked while you’re down. “Hey lady your apartment was on fire. Good news is we put out the blaze. Bad news is we confiscated all your weed.” Fire is bad enough. But if there is one thing that can turn a bad situation around it’s a boat load of weed. Pop in a few funny movies, eat your face off. Now she just has to sit in jail thinking about her burnt apartment and the weed that could’ve been. Hell on Earth.

– Ryan