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Granny Has Some Serious Rage Issues

Right off that bat I would like to say how underutilized “Wanker” is as an insult. So degrading, especially with an accent. Secondly, how crazy is this old broad? Certifiably crazy, and I like every second of it. All you need is a little GTA V to unleash all that anger you had bottled up for 96 years.

-MattyV

People That are 1,000x More Talented Than Me #432 : Helicopter Pilots

Check out this firefighter just owning that cockpit. Swooping into some guys backyard, stealing his pool water, and dumping that shit all over a nearby forest fire. Every woman in the area, with their eyes on the sky, just had their ovaries blown to smithereens. Operating heavy machinery has to be the biggest turn-on for a woman… HAS TO.

-MattyV

PS- If you call a helicopter a helo, and you’re not in the military, stop.

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